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This is definitely one of the funniest threads. Sounds like Ted "paid his dues" a long time ago.

What can a large pizza do that a trombone player can't?

Feed a family of four...

Ha!! Good one! :D

What 5 words are you not likely to hear??

*That's the banjo-picker's Porshe!*

:)

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You know why a banjo player is up and down the neck of a banjo when he plays along with a guitar...and the guitar players just finds one place and stays there?

He is just looking for what I've already found.

Ok, it's corny!

I have been playing guitar too many years...sigh I just haven't been able to change my right hand finger picking patterns.

any tips dmiller? And DON'T say practice- practice-practice...I want to be able to play Soldiers Joy like on the first "Circle Be Unbroken" album...remember that?

Happy pickin' y'all

One more thing..."You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose"

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