Redneck Prayer

[oenophile]

Our Father which art in Heaven

(Pleez let me come live up thar with you when I die, I kint drink enough beer to pi$$ out a far like that.)

Hallowed be thy name

( I know it dont seem like I hallowed it too much when Jim Bob wrecked my souped up Buick trying to turn 115 on the quarter mile, but I do, I mean I really do hallowed it.)

Give us this day our daily bread

(And would you pleez slip some daily beer in thar with the bread)

Forgive us our debts (And help Home Depot, Sears and ExxonMobil do the same.)

As we fogive our debtors (after my ne'erdowell brother in law of mine pays me back that $40 he owes me.)

Lead us not into temptashun ( You know we lead our own selves purt good into that anyway.)

But deliver us from evil (Like when Big Earl finds out I been sneakin' off we his wife.)

For Thine is the Kingdom (No matter what that feller Bush says) and the Power (pleez tell em I need it turned back on) and the Glory forever. Amen

Edited July 16, 2006 by oenophile

[oilfieldmedic]

Sounds like you live in Alabama with me...LOL

[I Love Bagpipes]

Too close to home!!!!!!!

Ever seen "The Trailer Park Boys?" (I think that's their name.)

[CoolWaters]

Oh man! I thought that was the ghetto prayer...and wondered how you knew how I pray...!?!?