Ron G. Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Got this in my email a couple days ago and my reply. The sender failed to hit the BCC button. Incidentally, I've never, ever known anyone by the name of 'Sandi McCall' *********************************************************************************** From: Sandi McCall <slmccall@gmail.com> Subject: need your help urgently.....please To: acrosby@monitor.station.sony.com, adama@ustruck.com, aelfie@gmail.com, afcarter@academicplanet.com, agnie@mwpower.net, agnie@netxxpress.net, ainure@adelphia.net, ainure@earthlink.net, akannayiram@gmail.com, alex.gomes@pandora.be, alicia@meadowlandsnissan.com, allix@juno.com, ambjacobs@yahoo.com, amcr@amethystone.net, ammanni@cableone.net, amwagner@uia.net, amy.leone@verizon.net, amywelsh@gmail.com, anamul@accesscomm.ca, ande3302@umn.edu, andi@strayalleycat.com, andreas.g@ktv.nu, andredoose@gmx.net, andrew.dittman@ubs.com, andrew.mace@ntlworld.com, anicoletti@covantaenergy.com, anita.harris@oracle.com, anna.rizzo@ref-fuel.com, anthonynorris@colohealth.com, aprilm@jokeaday.com, aragusa@gmail.com, aratinid@cableone.net, arcie@thisistrue.com, 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gstout@glsphotography.com, guide-chairs@soe.sony.com, guide-chairs@station.sony.com, guide-dorean@comcast.net, guide-events@soe.sony.com, guide-graders@soe.sony.com, guide-taskforce@soe.sony.com, guide-trainers@soe.sony.com, guide-trainers@station.sony.com, guide_amulet@yahoo.com, guide_tyrail@yahoo.com, guidecudah@comcast.net, guidegandras@cox.net, guideklarie@geeklife.com, guideraeal@attbi.com, guideregina@yahoo.com, guideserenn@yahoo.com, guidexukuth@brokentower.com, gwaltonsp@excite.com, hajji2@swissmail.org, hality@ujannj.org, hbjacobs@sympatico.ca, heilpern@tmail.com, heirloom-brell@adelphia.net, heirloom-xev@adelphia.net, help@textbooksrus.com, henry@henrytkirk.com, higsby@comcast.net, hijinks@mchsi.com, hoerni@gmail.com, hoerning@comcast.net, hotaru@wmtel.net, hotchkiss25@juno.com, hotleadsingerguy@adelphia.net, howardnj1@yahoo.com, hr@tribecaoven.com, humor@webby.com, hvyas@covantaenergy.com, iley@gvec.net, info@davidzeller.org, irishfury@ec.rr.com, irobancho@soe.sony.com, isasweetie@earthlink.net, j.holness@ntlworld.com, jacommon@twcny.rr.com, jadcookbook@earthlink.net, jaer@atmos.ucla.edu, jamesljones@tds.net, jasmine70@sbcglobal.net, jcail@nycap.rr.com, jcalland@soe.sony.com, jcherb@ptd.net, jconn795@yahoo.com, jeburger@wowway.com, jeff.winter@ref-fuel.com, jenny@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu, jerryslife@earthlink.net Date: Monday, September 28, 2009, 5:53 AM Shalom I'm sorry for this request because it might get to you too urgent, I'm in a deep mess right now and need some assistance from you urgently,please. Actually,am stuck in London and need help getting back home, came down here to visit a resort on vacation , unfortunately ,i was robbed at gunpoint,my bag, cash ,cards and my cell phone were stolen at GUN POINT. it's such a terrible experience ,right now i need help flying back home, the authorities are not being 100% supportive . good thing is i still have my passport ,just don't have enough money to get back home, please i need you to help me promise to refund you as soon as i get back ,please get back to me asap thanks Sandi *************************************************************************** Ron's response... Ahhhh, Sandy, How very fortunate you still have your passport!!! (AND your computer along with a VERY long list of addresses...over THIRTY that begin with "A".) I am thrilled to be included in your voluminous list of dear friends eager to aid you in this, your hour of need. Applying the standard bell curve to relative intelligence, of a group of 100, and your list is WELL over that, IQ scores will break down as approximately 60% between 90 and 110. 30% between 70 and 130 and about 5% over 140 and under 60%. This should provide a sufficient number of "friends" who fall into that group of IQ's under 60-70. One problem you may encounter is the very group who might be reasonably expected to fall for your scam, are, by their very mental capacity, more suited to serving a speed bumps as opposed to being able to front you a plane ticket. Perhaps we can solve your dilemma by suggesting you use the old and lame but apparently still, roping in suckers, gimmick of offering to send a cashiers check for even more than the person is asking...and telling them to "take what you need" and simply send the balance to your "agent". This one appeals to their hidden greed and if properly played can be quite lucrative as it doesn't require that they be imbeciles to respond. dang for brains, but not IDIOTS. As a last resort, you might try the well-worn Nigerian millionaire which with the relative absense of cost using internet distribution just MIGHT rope in a gullible "fish". While you are awaiting the responses to your "plane ticket scam", you might polish up your technique by approaching folks (young guys...and leave your top button(s) inadvertently loosened) at service stations with the request that they "LOAN" you just enough gas money to get home to fill in town...about 150 miles away...or help you buy a spare tire as your is shot, and you have found a service station which will sell you one for $25. Be SURE to ask for a return address to which you will immediately send replacement funds when you "get home" This routine has been known to return over $100 an hour, more, sometimes MUCH more if enough buttons are "missed" and if 'asker' is young, comely, innocent and preferably, blond. This approach has the added benefit of allowing a last minute close' should you be turned down....that is: "I am really desperate...Just LOAN me the $25...I will REPAY you...AND I'll give you a b*** job." If you are currently sporting braces or other wiry dental appliances, you can substitute a hand job, but returns may drop significantly. I offer these friendly words of advice and hope they are helpful. Sincerely Helpful Ron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffSjo Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Gee Ron, I had flashbacks there for a bit, except they were TWI leadership explaining why we had to send our money to headquarters instead of helping our legitimate friends and loved ones in need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leafytwiglet Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Hmmm I haven't gotten that email yet... Rats I feel deprived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRunner Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Dude that was a beautiful reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JeffSjo
Gee Ron,
I had flashbacks there for a bit, except they were TWI leadership explaining why we had to send our money to headquarters instead of helping our legitimate friends and loved ones in need.
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leafytwiglet
Hmmm I haven't gotten that email yet... Rats I feel deprived.
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RumRunner
Dude that was a beautiful reply.
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