karmicdebt Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 Mr. Smith was wandering the halls of the old folks home sad and very distressed. A nurse was concerned and asked, "Mr. Smith, is something wrong? Why are you so sad?" "My penis died," he said. The nurse commented that she was very sorry to hear that. The next day, Mr. Smith wandered the halls with this penis hanging out of his pajama bottoms. The nurse was startled when she saw it. "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died." "It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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