When you find yourself up dodo creek...

[Hills Bro]

Dang = Shhhiittt

When you find yourself up dang creek without a paddle who are you going to turn to?

The dang Creek Paddle Company, of course! We're here to help. The dang Creek Paddle Company has been helping people stranded in the nether regions of excremental waterways of all sorts for close to half a century. As purveyors of fine paddles to discerning travelers our sole mission is to help. So, if you find yourself in dodo or kaka and need a quality instrument of propulsion just call us.

"Sometimes you really need this dang and sometimes you don't want any dang at all."

Well, it's dang ... that's right, dang! dang may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can get dang-faced, Be dang-out-of-luck, Or have dang for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your dang together, find a place for your dang, or be asked to dang or get off the pot.

You can smoke dang, buy dang, sell dang, lose dang, find dang, forget dang,

and tell others to eat dang.

Some people know their dang, while others can't tell the difference between dang and shineola.

There are lucky dangs, dumb dangs, and crazy dangs. There is bull dang, horse dang, and chicken dang.

You can throw dang, sling dang, catch dang, shoot the dang, or duck when the dang hits the fan.

You can give a dang or serve dang on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep dang or be happier than a pig in dang.

Some days are colder than dang, some days are hotter than dang, and some days are just plain dangty.

Some music sounds like dang, things can look like dang, and there are times when you feel like dang.

You can have too much dang, not enough dang, the right dang, the wrong dang or a lot of weird dang.

You can carry dang, have a mountain of dang, or find yourself up dang creek without a paddle

Sometimes everything you touch turns to dang and other times you fall in a bucket of dang and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your dang, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a dang; or not do so if you don't give a dang!

Well, dang, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a dang and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of dang But, if you happened to catch a load of dang from some dang-head..........

Well, dang Happens!!!

Edited September 8, 2007 by Hills Bro

[GarthP2000]

Didn't George Carlin once write something like this, ... except he had a different word instead of 'dang'? ;)

[Edi]

This was toooo funny. Reminds me of the time my grandson jokingly interjected the word "Pete" for everything. I was laughing until tears were coming out of my eyes. Thanks for the memory.