word of God with tongue twisters

[year2027]

God first

thanks everybody

can read this?

Funny Tongue Twister Phrases

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.

Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

Nick knits Nixon's knickers.

Funny Tongue Twister Poems

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,

And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,

And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

A tutor who tooted the flute

Tried to tutor two tooters to toot

Said the two to the tutor

"Is it tougher to toot

Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

A certain young fellow named Beebee

Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe

"But," he said. "I must see

What the minister's fee be

Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

If a woodchuck would chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck

If a woodchuck would chuck wood.

I thought a thought.

But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

A skunk sat on a stump.

The stump thought the skunk stunk.

The skunk thought the stump stunk .

What stunk the skunk or the stump?

If one doctor doctors another doctor

Does the doctor who doctors the doctor

Doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?

Or does the doctor doctor the way

The doctor who doctors doctors?

The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way

The doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.

Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.

Mr. See owned a saw.

And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.

Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

Before Soar saw See,

Which made Soar sore.

Had Soar seen See's saw

Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,

See's saw would not have sawed

Soar's seesaw.

So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

But it was sad to see Soar so sore

Just because See's saw sawed

Soar's seesaw!

I cannot bear to see a bear

Bear down upon a hare.

When bare of hair he strips the hare,

Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit

And Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank

How many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?

Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie

Pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch

Or framing his famed French finch photos?

Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson,

After great consideration,

Came to the conclusion

That the Indian nation

Beyond the Indian Ocean

Is back in education

Because the chief occupation is cultivation.

A tree toad loved a she-toad

Who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree toad

But a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree toad tried to win

The three-toed she-toad's heart,

For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground

That the three-toed tree toad trod.

But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.

He couldn't please her whim.

From her tree toad bower

With her three-toed power

The she-toad vetoed him.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.

The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed

shilly-shallied south.

These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;

Sheep should sleep in a shed.

You've no need to light a night-light

On a light night like tonight,

For a night-light's light's a slight light,

And tonight's a night that's light.

When a night's light, like tonight's light,

It is really not quite right

To light night-lights with their slight lights

On a light night like tonight.

Of all the felt I ever felt,

I never felt a piece of felt

Which felt as fine as that felt felt,

When first I felt that felt hat's felt.

A flea and a fly in a flue

Said the fly "Oh what should we do"

Said the flea" Let us fly

Said the fly"Let us flee"

So they flew through a flaw in the flue

If a Hottentot taught

A Hottentot tot to talk

Ere the tot could totter,

Ought the Hottentot tot

Be taught to say ought or naught

Or what ought to be taught 'er?

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.

So it is better to be Shott than Nott.

Some say Nott was not shot.

But Shott says he shot Nott.

Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.

If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.

But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott.

However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.

So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?

Bitty Batter bought some butter

“But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter.

If I put it in my batter,

It will make my batter bitter.”

So she bought some better butter,

And she put the better butter in the bitter batter,

And made the bitter batter better.

with love and a holy kiss Roy

[JeffSjo]

Once again Roy...you leave me speechless.

Or at least incapable of reading out loud.

Edited March 23, 2010 by JeffSjo

[year2027]

God first

thanks JeffSjo

I love you

with love and a holy kiss Roy

[JeffSjo]

I found this one downright thought provoking Roy. :) And fun to say too!

Bitty Batter bought some butter

“But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter.

If I put it in my batter,

It will make my batter bitter.”

So she bought some better butter,

And she put the better butter in the bitter batter,

And made the bitter batter better.

Edited March 24, 2010 by JeffSjo

[year2027]

God first

thanks JeffSjo

I glad you like that one my friend

with love and a holy kiss Roy