Mister P-Mosh Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Scene: The Oval Office Players: George W. Bush, President of the US Condoleezza Rice, National Security Adviser George Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George Great. Lay it on me. Condi Hu is the new leader of China. George That's what I want to know. Condi That's what I'm telling you. George That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi Yes. George I mean the fellow's name. Condi Hu. George The guy in China. Condi Hu. George The new leader of China. Condi Hu. George The Chinaman! Condi Hu is leading China. George Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi That's the man's name. George That's who's name? Condi Yes. George Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi Yes, sir. George Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi That's correct. George Then who is in China? Condi Yes, sir. George Yassir is in China? Condi No, sir. George Then who is? Condi Yes, sir. George Yassir? Condi No, sir. George Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi Kofi? George No, thanks. Condi You want Kofi? George No. Condi You don't want Kofi. George No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi Yes, sir. George Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi Kofi? George Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi And call who? George Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi Hu is the guy in China. George Will you stay out of China?! Condi Yes, sir. George And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi Kofi. George All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi Rice, here. George Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Clarke Posted December 2, 2002 Share Posted December 2, 2002 As soon as I heard that the new party leader's name was Hu, I knew it was just a matter of time before we heard something like this! Thanks for the laughs! Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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As soon as I heard that the new party leader's name was Hu, I knew it was just a matter of time before we heard something like this!
Thanks for the laughs!
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