Blow Osama's Head Off

[Pirate1974]

Just in time for the Fourth of July, you can blow up your favorite terrorist.

A manufacturer in China has come out with fireworks featuring the faces of Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Yasser Arafat and Moammar Gadhafi.

When lit, the Osama model erupts in blood-red flames and screeches for 60 seconds. Two shots blow his head off.

The Chinese call them Exploding Terrorist Heads and they've been hot sellers in some parts of the country.

Light 'em up.

[dmiller]

My favourite terrorist? -->

I don't see the Amazing Sea Monkeys from Mars there.

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Pig-Force One is next in line, Psalmie.

[imbus]

Could they make one of Martha Steward even if she is not a terrorist? How about Donald Trump? I will pay big bucks to see the carton heads of Bernnie, (that purple monster) Dr. Laura, Howard Stern, Jerry Farewell, LCM, Jessie Helms, Rush Lumbaugh and VPW on a M-80 stick.

Guess you can tell I'm not fond of some concervatives. OH Welllll.

[Mister P-Mosh]

I would ask for one of certain politicians, but I don't want to deal with DHS jerkoffs who are too busy harassing innocent people rather than going after terrorists. :D-->

Anyway, how does one turn these into a voodoo doll before lighting it up?

[Doug]

No John Kerry exploding head?

LH

[andreatheflorist]

I for one would prefer Bush...but my opinion, of course!

[Eagle]

How about the "I apologize to Osama Bin Laden" Kerry-Edwards blow-up fireworks? Wait, this belongs on a different thread.

[oenophile]

i would like to order the embracing rosie-donna exploding figures.

also give me the lcm sparks spewing through the mouth and eyes...which whistles "vpee and meee..we are the mystoreeee!"

also the twi motorcoach bomb..which rocks for awhile before burtsting into flames!

[sadie]

TWI headquarters....Now I did't say I was going to blow up twi just want a firework that looks like twi... :)-->

[Mister P-Mosh]

quote:

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Originally posted by Eagle:

How about the "I apologize to Osama Bin Laden" Kerry-Edwards blow-up fireworks? Wait, this belongs on a different thread.

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Or the, "George W. Bush sucks off the terrorists like the Saudi whore he is" one, that explodes in a stream of sticky white liquid?

[Eagle]

I think Mister P-Mosh one-upped me there. I need to figure out a better one now.

Damn you liberals.