A Funny For You, markomalley

[justloafing]

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Timmy Shaughnessy?"

Yes, Father, it is."

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want

to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or

later, so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say," Timmy replied.

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Sheilah O'Brien?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Kathleen Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona Grogan, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Timmy

Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you

must atone. You cannot attend church Mass for three months. Be off with

you now."

Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend, Sean,slides over and whispers,

"What'd you get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads."

[markomalley]

LOL!!!!