Pirate1974

"Younger Generation"

John Sebastian does that one in the "Woodstock" movie

Eating from TV trays, tuned in to Happy Days

Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves

Steve Smith as seen by the awesome Chicago Bears defense yesterday

Da Bears had no answer for him.

How about those Panthers!! Sticking it to da Bears on their home turf (or bare dirt from the look of it.)

Next stop Seattle.

I'd like to see the Redskins win Saturday. Then if the Panthers win, the NFC Championship Game will be here in Charlotte.

Now that "hymenoplasty" sounds like a complete waste of money, but that "tightening" procedure might be worth looking into.

I wonder if Blue Cross covers that?

Your guys may have won five Super Bowls, Tom, but our cheerleaders could beat up your cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders in Bathroom Brawl

Would that be the Redskins juggernaut that rolled up a whopping 25 yards passing against Tampa Bay? Steve Smith gets more than that by accident. The Bucs should be ashamed of themselves.

I'm hoping the Panthers team shows up that smoked Atlanta twice and New England and Tampa Bay, and not the one that laid down against the Cowboys and in the second Bucs game.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!"

"I don't want ANY spam!"

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay."

"And now for ten seconds of sex...all right, you can stop now."

Great stuff

They spanked little brother Eli yesterday. They can take care of Peyton too.

What would he gain by staying another year? Another national championship? The Heisman? A blown-out knee?

His stock will never be higher than it is right now. He'd be crazy not to come out. He made the right decision. The opportunity to get that degree will always be there.

I didn't recognize that last tune, so I went back to the beginning of the thread to see if it was revealed. If it was, I didn't get that far, because I was reading all the old Superman stuff. Too bad I wasn't around when the thread started!

To get to the actual beginning of this thread. you'd have to go back to the spring of 2001. (March or April, I'm not sure exactly.) It's amazing that this has kept going that long. Five years is like an eternity in the internet world.

I remember "Dennis the Menace" too because I was the one that guessed it way back when.

It doesn't matter who won. The Panthers are going all the way this year.

Carolina 23, New York 0

East Carolina University Pirates, Class of 1974

So it is.

Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!

One of the great movie scenes of all time. Jack Lemmon describing Marilyn Monroe's walk as seen from behind in Some Like It Hot. Classic

Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm!

Britney's been in a movie? Who knew?

Oh, that's right. She was in the cinematic masterpiece "Crossroads" with poor old Dan Aykroyd

Dan was in "My Fellow Americans" with Jack Lemmon

Jack was in "The Odd Couple, The Fortune Cookie, The Front Page, etc, etc" with Walter Matthau

Walter was in "The Sunshine Boys" with George Burns

Bette Davis/Geena Davis

It's actually easier than it sounded like.

You can do it in 3.

Corey Feldman was in "Stand by Me" with Kiefer Sutherland

Kiefer Sutherland was in "Flatliners" with Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts was in "Steel Magnolias" with Olympia Dukakis

Humphrey Bogart / Drew Barrymore

Marlon Brando was in "The Freshman" with Matthew Broderick

Matthew Broderick was in "Glory" with Denzel Washington

Denzel Washington was in "Man on Fire" with Dakota Fanning

Orson Welles & Madonna

"Babe" it is.

Or 3

Matt Damon was in "Saving Private Ryan" with Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks was in "Turner and Hooch" with John McIntire

John McIntire was in "Rooster Cogburn" with John Wayne

I played this for months on the IMDB boards until people started pulling out actors who had appeared in one movie in 1919. Then it got to be too much like work.

Try this:

Marilyn Monroe/Nicholas Cage

So do I. I've got it on dvd and knew that one right away.

Christmas means dinner! Dinner means death! Death means carnage! Christmas means carnage!

The Fugitive

Hey, he put on the naughty list.

I guess I shouldn't have made that suggestion about the doll.

Congratulations to the Appalachian State Mountaineers, the pride of Boone, NC, 2005 champions of NCAA Division 1-AA football after an exciting 21-16 win over Northern Iowa last night. The first national championship in football at any level ever in North Carolina.

This is the way football national champions should be decided, on the field, not through the BCS b.s or a popularity contest or a computer ranking. Of course that would mean some teams would miss getting that exciting holiday trip to Boise or Shreveport or Mobile or El Paso. I guess it looks better for a team to say that they are champions of the Meineke Car Care Bowl than they didn't make the playoffs.