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Alfa,thats all good and well about your alfas,but do chicks dig-'em?....Is that why they're called alfa-romeos?

......to see what condition your condition was in....

The rosie red cheeks of the little chil-dren... Engarland swings like a pendarlum do....

exohexohexohexoh...(((((thanx,ohb))))....And really,that hat looks adorable on you....

Rocky,why do you think I don't have a mug shot under my name?

What do you mean getting in touch with my feminine side,Ohbe?...I know what your insinuating...Oh,and by the way,that hat of yours is soooo yesterday...HELLO!...Warren G. Harding is no longer the U.S. president!!! And who are you and Excie trying to fool with your rosie cheeks?...Like,I'm the only one that's aged around here?...I can tell by the innuendos in you girls' posts what you really think of me.... Oh,gosh,forgive me for getting so ....y....I've just had a really stressed out day...I'm sorry (((((ohbehave))))) and (((((Excie)))) and you too (((((Nika)))))and all you wonderful handsome (((((guys))))) and (((((me)))))too....

Hey,if alfakat comes here looking for me,tell him you haven't seen me....Tell him I'm out lightbearers,or on LEAD or something....

Holy God!...The sxkctheth cork thread is all the way up to three pages now!...What did you guys do,hire a troll?....Hey,Alfakat,do you really drive an Alfa Romeo?...I have an '83 Olds Omega...Maybe we can introduce our cars to eachother?...I used to have a Fiat(Fix It Again,Tony)converible...I got rid of it...I decided Italians made better spaghetti westerns than they did automobiles...Back upstairs...

Wow...I curled up tonight with a bowl of popcorn,a cup of herb tea,and tuned in my favorite tv station,Lifetime for Women,(all right,I was channel-surfing while drinking whiskey and smoking cigarettes),and I happened on this old movie called Murder Ordained... It wasn't a great movie,but it was about a Lutheran minister in Emporia,Kansas,who kills his wife back in the early eighties....They showed downtown Emporia and Emporia State College...The congregants mortgaged their homes to bail their minister out of jail....It was supposed to be a true story...Anyway,it was kind of eerie....

Hey,alfakat,I heard the reason the skyynnxxthhh cork started out with so many people is because nobody bothered to check if you guys were really born again before they accepted you...I heard the only prerequisites you guys needed was three months tuition in advance,a willingness to work,and to promise not to marry one of your sponsors during ho-ho-relo....

John,your belt buckle is off-center.... Fellowshipper,how was rehab?...Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home... Hey,those sixcketh corps pussles are trying to start some sh!t...We need to stick together like Manny,Moe and Jack...or Vic,Ermal and Howard....or Moe,Larry and Curly...

Thought I'd stick my head down here and check out those that eat their own dung and drink their own .... with you... Hey,hows come there's only a couple of sicxktcxkht corpse pages?...The way I figure it,there's about 4000 members left in TWI...About 350 of them must be 6th corpse grads... I better get the hell back to the 9th corps thread before I get my butt kicked....

Stranger,just so you don't think I'm some caffeine saturated zombie who paces around all night wondering if my doG can cure my insomnia and dyslexia,I will remind you that 3:18 post time is actually 12:18 Phoenix time....Plus,I rose while it was yet night,this morning,and am now finishing my coffee break....Remember,when you point four fingers at somebody,you're pointing none back at yourself....I'm going back to work....

Dang sixckthhhh corps....I think they're all possessed....

Whoops...wrong place...Sorry,I'm just a creature of habit....

All right,I'm tired of looking at these dumb posts...Somebody else type something....

Boy,these posts are getting dumber and dumber...

Sometimes two posts look even dumber...

Wow I started a new page...A post looks kind of dumb sitting there all by itself....

Lifted up lifted up the sickxth corps to the top,and simonsez I don't think so....

Ohbehalved...Get thee hence,...but leave the cookies...Nika,you're not saying we're clique-ish,are you?.... We had our beloved dog,Gizmo put to sleep about a month ago....The vet who came and did the deed witnessed to me and left a pamphlet...He wasn't a way guy....My oldest daughter was witnessed to by some wayfers this summer...nobody I knew.... I don't know if I want to be Gail or Francis,but I call "shotgun!"

For a good time call excathedra at 555-4321...

Ex,I thought you were going to use your self-structured time wisely....Maybe you could re-organize your corps file box....or go over your Romans notes...Work it,jell it,make it your own,honey....

Now Rocky,if you can't say something nice....Btw,good job on the California dreamin' thread...I was gone for a couple days and lost interest...but I'll give that one to you and Mark...

Yeah,I don't know why I bother...They're way to complicated for my attention deficit disordered mind....A fria cervaisa sounds good about now....