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  1. Umm,...hey,..uhhh,..Shipper,like.....what time is it over there? Dang,...I should start thinking about what I'm gonna type before I start typing...
  2. Fellowpither,...good to hear from you again.... Yes,Rock,renaming Squaw peak Piesteawa(sp)Peak was one of the smartest things our Arizona lawmakers did in recent memory..... Hey,I actually liked borsht too,although I haven't ordered it in a restaurant since WC days.....I remember once having bulgar wheat salad for dinner....The stuff was horrible....When they announced that seconds were available,this guy named Monty was the only guy to go up for more,and he got quite an ovation from the fellow-diners....Then George Hendley got on the mike and nouthetically confronted us for our unloving inappreciation for the dining room menu planners....
  3. Btw....I'm glad you explained what booooossshhh was.It sounded like something Howard Allen would say...... I'm reeeeally thankful for our wonderful weeeemen like Treeeeesha,and our President George Boooosh......
  4. Oh,sorry....I was out back taking a pistis-I mean taking a look at the word pistis....I want to have the faith of Jethuth Chritht... Hey Nika,I see you're up to gs regular...Right on....You'll have that thing up to irregular in no time now that school's out.... I would like to take this time to acknowledge my respects for those who died serving our country....May God rest their souls... Ok,...gentlemen,....start your engines.....
  5. Excie,now that should be like Proverbs Chapter 32.....Rocky,you take the virtuous woman in Proverbs 31,I'll take that woman who knows her place.... NIKA,if you flipped me off, I'm gonna take that finger and shove it up.....oops,...shhhhh,...here comes Craig...
  6. Exc,....shaddup and start cooking breakfast.... Rocky,I figured since I was falling asleep at the keyboard it must have been after midnight...Thank you for sharing with me the times of my postings...You have a good heart-and and a good monitor that displays mountain standard time....... Alright,sorry Ex,don't beat my a$$....
  7. John....look busy! Excie,what's with the NIKAjustdoit!professor?She's not very reliable around here is she? Sort of vassilating like,who was it petra or petros?...Here today,gone today.... Sometimes I wonder if we shouldn't start a fight on the 9th corps thread to keep it interesting....Hmmmmm...Whaddaya think,Rocky.... Maybe I should just go to bed... After midnight......we're gonna let it allll hang ouuuut.....
  8. Oh,sorry....I thought an anti-penis enlargement thread was about a pill I could take to make my penis a little smaller....I'll just keep looking.....
  9. No,Rocky,I'm not going to the Rock of Ages,so don't even think of trying to bum a ride from me....
  10. Hey,at least we're doing better than the state of Kansas on GS.... Forget about me and "leader"...I will say,though,that I think 1st or 2nd week in June would be a good time to pick a date,...I'll better know when I'll be taking my summer back east road trip....
  11. Umm,I think fellowshipper went abroad,or down under,or went with a broad down under,or went down on a broad under-....oh,shoot,.....Oh,yeah,he's in Australia... Where is Tomtwodrinklimit?
  12. Big deal,Igotold.....I had a genuine,simulated wood grain way builders staff nametag that allowed me to go right past bless patrol and anywhere I wanted to during the rock.... I always got my hands slapped every time I tried to straighten out a woman of God's nametag....
  13. How do "they" know I've been posting while I've been sleeping....This is blowin' my freakin' mind and you know it.....
  14. All right,so who's going to be the limb leader and start making some decisions...... ......don't look at me....
  15. I see men as trees.... And I see ministries.... Damn the river! Darn the Sox! I try to sew,but I can't mend straight... Behold the sandwiches by the seashore.... I see Jesus sitting at the right hand of God in heaven... By golly,I just posted number nine-eighty-seven....
  16. Igottashout....are you turning this thread into MILFs dot.com? Verily I say unto thee,before Tuttle was I am...... Fellowtripper,what meanest thou O sleeper?...Arise,call upon thy God.... Rockyzaccheus....get thee down from thy tree.... Virtious women of God on this thread:rise up whilst it is yet night,and cook my breakfast.....
  17. The plan is fine with me 'cept sometime in July or Aug. I'm going back east for a couple of weeks....not sure exactly when yet....If I'm in the state July 12,it sounds good to me....I"ll even bring some chips....
  18. Don't mind Rev. Tuttle.........Him feeling little cocky this morning.....
  19. Rocky,wasn't Lorena merely appropriating the exhortations of St. Paul,who exclaimed "I would that even they were cut off who troubleth you."?
  20. I guess it would be better to go to church half-cocked....
  21. As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout,so doth a.....uh....umm,oh,shoot,I can't remember the rest of that Godly verse....
  22. Bread of deceit is sweet unto the scornful,but afterward his mouth shall be filled with gravel.....
  23. Steve!.....Mind your own business....Can't you tell when someone's trying to dodge responsibilities?
  24. Tommy,here in the land overflowing with milk and fig pap,it is not given to know the times or the seasons,and we are not drunken as ye suppose,seeing it is but the third hour after midnight..."As the door turneth upon it's hinge,so doth the slothful upon his bed"....
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