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Awww,do the will of the Lord,John,c'mon do the will of the Lord....you know what the will of the Lord is....... We adjure you by jesus whom victor paul preacheth......

Do people with dyslexia bring forth a message from or for their dog at believer's meetings? Ever ministered to a guy who showed up drunk at pafl class? It's really bad when it's the instructer....

I forgot,I'm still logged on....Tommy,just remember when you point four fingers at somebody,you're pointing none back at yourself....

Rocky,let's keep my cubbies out of this.... Interesting musings about the manifestations.... VP used to say tongues is perfect,like the guy whose tongue was perfect high German....So shouldn't the interpretation be perfect English if that's the language of the people present? Like, if Tonto was a grad,and he was at a believer's meeting,would his interpretation be something like "The great Spirit,Him much pleased with little ones,but him plenty ....ed with palefaces",or would it be perfect English,such as "jump abundantly at my word"? And what if somebody only knows sign language? How do the rest of the believers know if he's trailing off into prophecy?

John,I remember some wows chipped in and got Richard a cowboy hat 'cuz he kept bumping his head into walls....He wouldn't use a walking stick because everybody was trying to convince him to believe to get his sight back....He finally got a seeing eye dog in the corps.I stayed friends with him for the remainder of my way years.....

Hey,isn't it about time we heard from God on this thread?Anybody out there in fellowship?

WOW John....Letsee,there was Rene,Sue,.....Billy and Paul were your fruit... Bob(the guy that went nuts)and I took the class together..I don't know how he got messed up.... That wow rover....what a jagoff..... (sigh)We were all so full of .... and vinegar then....

Yo Tommy.....I always said to the single gals,lets get something straight between us.........Yo,rock,sheesh....

I have wondered if nutritionalists spent much time studying an indigenous and seasonal approach to a healthy diet... My parents are well into their eighties,are hardly ever sick or overweight,and because they were both old fahioned and tightwads,pretty much raised us living off the land.... We only had about three acres but we pretty much raised most of our own food....In summer our chickens laid a ton of eggs-so we ate eggs almost everyday...In the cold months they quit laying,so they became chicken soup...We raised a calf in the grass-growing months,and it would be our source of protein in winter... We hardly ever ate meat in the summer,because the animals were growing and vegetables were in season....In the fall we ate a lot of fruits that were in harvest....In the winter we ate a lot of cereal grains and potatoes,which store well,but few green vegetables.. I know it would be difficult to live off the land in an urban setting,but I do think our bodies have different requirements at different times of the year.With cheap transportation and modern growing methods,virtually every type of food is available year-round..Nutritionalists like to use phrases like "minimum daily requirements".But if our daily requirements change from season to season, maybe what we eat should also vary according to the seasons...

Tommy,I have no doctor since F5's own Dr. Robert Flock from Switzerland.....He loved it when I called him Doc Flock..from Sweden...... I did have a doctor once tell me he needed a urinalysis...I said 'what's that?" He said go .... in a bottle.I said "fine, don't tell me..go sh!t in your cap"....

Sha-na-na-na-sha-na-na-na-naaaa....ouuu-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip-dip,dip-dip,dip-dip-dip-dip..GET A JOB!!! Hey,now that you don't go to corps week and roa,what excuse do you use for quitting your job? No,I am not in the trees or in the ocean,or in the rocks,but lo,a still small voice.....pssst fall over,fall over... I have no form or comeliness,subsequently no h-homeliness,either....

Hey,what happened to fellowdipper and rockon and tommytutankhamen? I thought we were s'posed to be staked to this here thread,root hog or die.Hmmm,this is wierd...We've reached one of those awkward silent moments...My goodness,look at the time....

What a bunch of cwap.Some people are weally getting whipped off by Thatan.Don't wemembew no wevwunds.....'Scwuse me I'm gonna go get wayed....

We got too many Dugans and not enough Bible-believin' men.....

Dat dam way intwonatwinoll mwade ut twing ahl dwose fwirkin' twongs,dose twunavabwitches.....

Fellowworkeroftheword......there's a man whom I know,zelotes.......Hey,man,if the guy never understood what sight was,how did he know what trees looked like?....and I don't think we were allowed to read the gospels in the corps,were we?The only verse I remember from the gospels was the one about go ye and teach all nations,baptizing them in the name of the Father,and the Son,and the Holy Ghost.....Oh,yeah,and the one about the containers that contained two or three firkins apiece.....

"If trees could scream,would we still cut them down? If they screamed all day for no reason we would"....Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.........Excie,I think that line about men as trees walking is a record in the bible about a blind man getting his sight back..It's either in the old or new testament....

Very funny,Ex...wish I'd said that.....Hey does anybody else remember being sent out around grounds to teach the Bible to the trees? Trouble was,my tree kept nodding off......

Yeah...Well I betcha my little boy can kick his little boy's a$$.....Oops,I forgot we're in a war....I'll be nice....Jeez John,when was that picture taken?When did these people start making babies?They had to have been married for 20 some odd years..............Oh,and then the priest says to the minister and the rabbi "ever notice when three or four of us get together,there's usually a fifth?"

Uh-oh...Exartizo feels like goofing around.....

I just heard a song on the radio that reminded me of our own J.J. Martin......."To dream...the impossible dream....To know the unknowable thing....To go where no man has gone.....To...To...Actually I can't think of any more of the words......

Tuttle,what are you doing here on a weekend?Working overtime? Illi beeny...chilli beanie....the spirits are about to speak....Are they friendly spirits?

THIIIIS world is not my home....I'm just-a passin' thru.....if heaven's not my home,then Lord what will I do????The angels beckon me from heaven's golden shore...and I can't feel at home in this world..anyyyyymooore

Tommy,you're s'posed to be milking the word,not the,uhhh,breasts of your corpse sisteren....You're exegesis,tho,has left me no longer weighed in the balances and found wanting.....

Excie,don't forget to watch the "Changed" video....on betamax,of course....