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Almost every week,I drive by a roadsign that says Carefree highway and w/o fail I hear the song in my head...

thanks for printing the words,chatty.........

I had heard that he lost a relative on the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald....which inspired the song by the same name.....He was one of my faves,too....Just wanted to toss in something on this thread...

By the way,what in the hell are we doing on a Friday night punching a keyboard,instead of being out carousing,chasing women,and raising hell? Are we getting old or something?

Please see Rocky,s wonderfully enlightening "oh,well" thread.....

We certainly wuoldn't want Rock'n Buck to be led down the wrong path..Rocky,when are you going to post on a political thread again so we can find something to argue about....Buck,I think I know who you are,but I don't remember your face....Gee you married guys had all the fun..the only thing us singles could hope for was to cuddle up in a sleeping bag with someone in top floor warhol and watch Papillon.

I'm talking about the thread titled I'm no professor...above the 7th corps thread...

Hey,what's going on here? Rocky,Buck,are you guys starting a new thread,or continuing under a new title?

I quickly read your story,did you say you saw her in her naked glory for 0200 hours? Then you fled...were you naked before they wounded you?

You make me cry....I wish I could have worked bless patrol with you....I never walked in on men with men,doing that which is unseemly,and receiving unto themselves that just compensation which is...meat....I had a girl friend who was college division when I was first in-res,we broke up after about a month,.....maybe if I would have worn her braissere we would have stayed close....Masturbation,now that's a dandy.....

Remember when he told David the story about the man who mothered that little sheep in his bosom? Wherefore hast thou smitten me these three times? Am I not thine a$$? Whatever happened to the Gilmores?

Besides,I only swear around you....We should have been called the Platig corps....Fewollshipper,you're alive! I thought maybe you went down the wrong street with the wrong girl all the way to Aussie....Buckwheat,I'm not too bright,is decade doulos tenth corps? Speaking of which, which number is higher,the way corps # or the super bowl#? Are they on the 35th way corps yet? Where is Excantakeitwithyou? You know,when I lurk on some of the other threads,I am amazed when I read how regimented the ministry became.Course I don't think any of us were inner sanctum.....Dominos vo biscuum...et qum spiri tutuo

I think I'd be more inclined to join Jeff Wendling's group.Get that guy over to divine design,...or third aid,...or plurality palace,....or whatever the hell we used to call the way corps barber shop......What is the minimum required donation to take HIS class?

Remember the old joke......This guy goes to heaven and St. Peter is showing him around...The Baptists are all dancing,.The Catholics are all having sex WITH contraception,.The Fundamentalists are all drinking,swearing and gambling,.Then they walk by a room and St. Pete whispers "shhhh,the way corps are in here,and their all sleeping"..........I don't know if Sunesis helped get me any more sleep,maybe she's WayBG trying to woo her way into our confidence.....speaking of which,do you think the WayGB really gives a ratzass of what we,re talking about here?

OPEN thread: Who are you....why are you here....what should you do with your life....(boom-boom-boom)...............ABOUT THE WAY: Why are Root meetings only once every three years?......................DOCTRINAL: To be born again of the seed of the serpent,do you have to confess Satan as your lord AND believe God raised him from the dead?

Yeah,Tuttle,I'm still puffin' $5.00 worth of Marlboros a day...Helps keep me trim and fit....Hard to light them when I'm jogging,tho.....I used to get the smallest butt out of the ashcan and go ask some sweet,loving soul for a light,..if they had any heart at all,they would give you a whole cig,and you wouldn't have to pay them back a pack (remember that rule?}.....I had thought Sunesis was a he but I guess she's a she.......You guys that brought your wowmobiles in-res missed out on some wonderful hitch-hiking adventures......Cathy Shultz was my favorite thumbing partner...wonder what she's up to...........Mr.,let me off right over there,....underneath that sign so fair,....out on the corner of Wearwill road and highway 29......

I remember riding there one time with Paul Goldberg (11C) and abunch of other people.It was real windy,and about half a dozen times a big piece of debris would blow in front of the car,and after dragging it about a mile Paul would get out of fellowship,pull the car over,and crawl under the car and retrieve the item.......Hey,the 7th corps thread is starting to catch up....Tuttle,..Flipper,..Mr.Balboa...a little help here....

What ....ed me off was the what to bring list said if you bring a car,it must look nice,and I didn't think mine would be acceptable so I got rid of it b4 going in-res...and it didn't look half as bad as your old war horse,Exc....That's right Tuttle,the tree died from the roots,..the last shall be first,the least shall be greatest,you get more by giving,tho I was poor,yet was I rich, the miracle of all miracles,speaking in a new tongue and quit your cussin' ...and swearin',...and raisin' hell...

I remember losing the keys to my beloved Falcon at the rock that year. I had to hotwire it all the way home...I didn't want to spend any more $ on it so I junked it...couln't understand why my folks didn't want to take the class and live the more abundant life like me...

That was you,you tailgating,illegal lane-changing so-and-so.....Actually,in 1976,I was living in Decatur,Il...The day before heading to the ROA,I happened upon a traffic accident,the people were ok but the cars were messed up.I noticed one of the cars had a way sticker...turned out to be three guys from another state passing thru on their way to the rock...so we shoehorned them into my falcon wagon and three flat tires later were in fort knoxville....Hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving......

Did you ever flip off a honking motorist only to find it was another wayfer beeping 'cuz you had a way bumpersticker?

Get those printed in syllabus form and out to Rosalee pronto booms-quick. Geez,it was easy when we were Wows.We only had to spend 18 hours a day walking like Jesus. Today,we would have to wrestle with the difficult question "what would Jesus drive?" I'll stick with my Ford Falcon with the dead battery and park it on hills so's I can push start it easily....

Altho,I'm glad I didn't wait 'til the following year ('75-'76).Those Wow nametags were as big as dessert plates....Where,s that tea-totallin',totalitaian Tommie Tuttle? Fellowwitnessor,the reason for the free ROA passes and Wowburgers was to get you to go Wow again.....Exca,....I love your bringing to remembrance those joyful noise tunes,....you can develop more harmony in my home anytime.....

Here, a new babe is showing interest in the class,and your making anti-semitic remarks about .... and schit.Have you forgotten all of your corps training? First,you compliment the person.(For instance,Yanagasiwa,you have a nice handle,did you know it's worth 17 points in Scrabble letters?)Then you say,why are you like that?By your showing an interest,he will begin talking about himself.After twenty minutes or so,interrupt him and show him the benefits of the class on the back of the green card.Explain to him how it develops more contradictions in the home. When he says he'd like to learn more sign him up and get his money.If he doesn't have all of it,have him take his tv or stereo to the pawn shop and get the money that way.He won't need those worldly goods anymore.Then don't let him out of your sight.Visit him at least three times a day,because the adversary will surely be trying to talk him out of the class.The best way to undershepherd him is to take him witnessing with you.Pick him up every night of the class, until session 12.And if he doesn't speak in tongues,well,...you just make damn sure he does!Remember each one reach one..

Cuz' I have already forgotten more than that boy will ever know..As far as hunters weaponry goes,I prefer to use the methods of Jaal.She was the woman in the Old Testament who found a man in HER side of the tent.She then drove a stake through his head so that he died.