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Some of us are pretty busy on weekends,...we have meetings at AA and other support groups,...community service hours to work,...parole officers to check in with,...Earth First!rallies to attend....

If the Word's gonna move,...we need someone to move it,......the job won't get done if no one will do it,...we're now spreading out all through the land,...Ambassadors taking a stand......

I'll bring along the"not only does it not belong there,but it's ugly!"red truck.We can park it on the reservation and use it for housing and save on rent so we can have more money to abundantly share.

I'll be in charge of public sex-er exes as long as fellowsmoker and Tutu keep bringing new fruit to twig.....I think for our secular job we ought to have that guy named Jacks teach us how to sell the Way Abundant Life Series books door-to-door.Don't you have experience with that,excath? Then we can receive full-time earnings for part-time work,and have more time to go door-to-door witnessing......

We've only one life to live and to give, why not do our utmost for His Highness? Course,we would need someone to be the family coordinator....Tuttle and I cuss and swear too much,....Fellowshaper plays weekend warrior too much,....that leaves you,ExCreator....you're the most tenderhearted of the bunch......

I would be tempted to quit my job,sell my house,and abandon my debts to go WOW again if I knew you guys would be in my WOW family.... P.S. Fellowman...I did recieve your E-mails,...I finally figured out how to check it....

Don,t we need him so we have enough people for a believers meeting?...TommieTuttleTaughtTwoTigerTamersToTango.....Oh......I forgot to include myself....

Sometimes I have a little trouble putting off the old Simon and putting on the new,...please forgive me,...I just wanna be the best for his highest.......

We'll follow the man of god wherever he wants to go,...long as he wants to go............

The rain was POURING down,..not falling down,.....We're dealing with accuracy here,honey,.....you leave falling down in there and all of way productions falls to pieces......

" I'm gonna carry my Bible to school,.....I don't care if people think it ain't cool,.....I'm gonna witness to all of my friends,....I'm gonna show them how to be born again,......I know my grades will all be A's,cuz I read it every day,..I'm gonna carry my Bible to school.........

We've tried for pages to help you out of this dilemma you're in,that is,this fascination with Rosie and her boosoms,and I'm afraid you need more help than I can give you.There's a Bible class you can take,if you don't mind travelling to Cleavage,Oh. or Tittsburg,Pa. to take it.The name of the class is (sing it with me if you know the words) P-F-A-L has something just for you,...It teaches you keys to unlock the doors,and how to walk right thru-u-u-uu,...so,if you want to have a powerful life that's more than abundant toooooo,..than P-F-A-L is the class for you-oo-ooo!!!! PEEEEEEE--EEEEFFFF--AAAAAA--ELLLLLLL!!!!!

I think deep down you want to be the "first gentleman" of the Way International,that is, you want to be the man behind the woman,Rosebud,be a gracious host to her visitors from India,ride on the back of her Harley,have your own cushman.....

Time for the Word....."and the man in whom the evil spirit was,leapt on them,and overcame them,and prevailed against them so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded"....Maybe he was just a jealous husband.Thank you Tom and Excath.....you're intercession for the saints gives more comfort than two bottles of valliums.....I'm so blessed right now, I gotta ask God to cool it. Tuttle,who could possibly take your place? I like to take the commas out and just read it as it sets "Verily,verily,..Amen and Amen I say unto you,today,this day,this very day,when I'm dying and all seems to be lost,there's a day coming,you're going to be with me in Paradise"....then it just fits like a hand in a glove and it works with a mathematical exactness and a scientific precision, and you don't have to run around....close your eyes,..make a fool outa yourself.

Great is Dianna of the Ephesians!Great is Dianna of the Ephesians! Great is Dianna of the Ephesians!Woooo-o-o-o-o.....and the more part knew whereof they were come together. Hey, like,my doc won't give me any more pills.I need somebody to minister to me in this cyber twig. Can one of you lay hands on the keyboard and I'll put my hands on the screen and believe for deliverence......

Before I do,recite with me the Holy act of Contrition...Oh my God I am heartly sorry for having offended thee,and I detest all of my sins because of thy just punishment,but most of all because they offend thee O Lord,who art all good and deserving of all of my love...I firmly resolve with the help of thy grace to sin no more and to avoid the near occasion of sin...

Yea,verily,my children stand boldly on my word,looking not to the right hand,nor to the left,but keep your eyes steadfast upon me and I will deliver you from the evil one.........cast your cares upon me and I will---...oops,I think I'm trailing off into prophecy,......You all just seemed like you needed some words of exhortation,edification,and comfort....sorry for being out of order...next time I'll wait 'til I'm called on....

Come,now,King Tut,..For all that is in the world,the lust of the flesh,and the lust of the eyes,and the pride of life is not of the Father,but is of this world....Those pics are,as Rev. Jenkinson would say,Idultry {uhh,...Tom is that adultery or idolatry) Igotout,see what you've done to our weaker corps brother? I know we were WOWS togetther,bro,but it is my duty to nouthetically confront you on your postings.Is it really best to place pics on your younger corps' thread that causes one to break fellowship?......I'll have an hour of power for you Rev. Tutus.......

Excataclysmic.....I hope your real happy....Poor Tuttle pleaded for genuine help to get out of what he was into,...and all you did was put him in deeper....He's probably got those photos scanned and pinned up in his locker now..And then you quote,what was it ,Song of Soloman? Don't you remember Tuttle's thorn in the flesh is a weekness for old women?......Rocky,keep up the political good works.Looks like it's going to be Napolitino.....Fellowskipper,renew your mind..

The above post was supposed to augment,enhance,and enrich the last picture on page 5.......

Quick! Uprope! Uprope!...UPROPE GODDAMMIT!!!!......Uhhhhh...Clyde,was I s'posed tie in to the other end of the rope?

What ever happened to Senator Hayes Gehagin? Did he trip out?......Well, in Az legallized marijuana for medicinal purposes is on the ballot.I'd like to see a ballot for legallized ecstacy. Btw how did Ms. Riverbottom get her job? She was not a member of any Way corps,was she?......Tuttle,was it you that walked up to Craig and said "i want your job!!!"

We'd be delighted to have you aboard as a WOW rover....You must be ordained first...Just fill out the application and send me $200 along with three references...

Could one of you computer zealots find it in your heart to please post a picture on this thread of a woman who is actually easy on the eyes,like,say,a gal from Easy Riders magazine, rather than these uncomely women we have had to feast our eyes on?

there were also no colons in the origionals.