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Igotout,you may join us but your girlfriend has to stay home.

Exchameleon, I'm not sure which "hope" is greater to be anticipated....the Lord's return or the idea of driving around the country in a '75 Chrysler Imperial pulling an Airstream trailer visiting and blessing our wonderful WOWs with you and our fellow 9th corps crustees.

Did you ever feign total interest in a corps brother's babbling on in the men's shower.....while ....ing on their leg?

I'm not sure about the 9th corps,but I seem to remember meeting a fella at corps week named Clarence Gatfelter(sp),who was in some kind of "sunset corps".Back then,he seemed as old as God........I think the youngest was one of the Krahalla kids.

And just what were those other things you saw bouncing around? Let me guess....women carry their's in a titzsling......Maybe you can volunteer in your local community giving free breast exams....

Here we are at the Halfway House of GSC....Of course I'm driving,Ociffer,I'm in no condition to walk. Will they have Mogen David in heaven?/ Oh,Lord,we'd all like to know/.........Will they have Mogen David in heaven/.....If they don't,who the hell wants to go?

Your spirit-filled input certainly brings edification and awareness to my soul.I suggest we also mark and avoid sinners,unbelievers,nonbelievers,senses man,body and soul man,natural man,faithblasters,heathens,heretics,infidels,tripped out grads,backsliders,godless,dog returning to his vomit,muscle-bound idiots,Nazis,Christ-killers,gentiles,dogs,carnal man,Muslims and soothsayers....you guys are some real smart cookies.....

I noticed an open thread with this title and it got me to thinking that we spend too much time exalting Satan on our 9th corps thread.So, to keep things positive, I've decided to refrain from using words like "the devil","god of this world","satan","Beelzabub","Baal","the Serpent","the Dragon","sons of Belial","prince of darkness","Jezebal","legion","evil spirit","Mr. Fletcher","the Un-true god","seed boyz","the pit","hell","lake of fire","the adversary","manyfeathers","garbageheart","needledick","possessed","antichrist","Simon the sorcerer","masturbate" and any other words that may be a stumblingblock to our 9th corps brethren.

I find if I stand in front of my picture window wearing nothing but my Way Corps running shorts I get to keep most of the candy for myself.....God is not the God of the dead,but of the living......think I'll pass out retemory cards instead of candy...

Rocky,take my advice,lock your daughter in a closet for the next ten years....Exca,I'm a bit squeemish about clicking on your web sites...What the hell did that leprauchon say?...Tuttle,I forget, was your "thorn in the flesh" bad feet or were you literally a sex pervert? Happy Holloweenie to all of you too,...just make sure God gets the glory...

How do they expect us to get our Anniversary PAFL classes together? We must be moving the Word over the world, or else the devil would leave us alone.

What the heck is an unbelieving believer?I've always considered myself a believing unbeliever.Sometimes I believe for something and I receive it,and I can't believe I believed for it.Other times I believe for something and I don't receive it and I can't believe I didn't believe for it. And what's the difference between an unbeliever and a non-believer?Like, was doubting Thomas an unbelieving believer,a non-believing unbeliever,or a believing non-believer?

Fellowtripper,you finally made the back payments on your internet service?Holy **** it's hailing out here in Phoenix! Well I don't give a hoot in a hailstorm about anything any more.Hey, did you guys notice Tuttle only posts during business hours Mon-Fri.? I think it's cuz he only uses the computer when he's supposed to be working, or else he's on a work release program and he spends his weekends in County lock-up.

Good to hear from you.We may be a tad moronic on this thread,but do accept my condolances for the loss of your sister.Hope your dealing with it ok.Lots of propositions on the ballots,eh?Go Angels???Giants??? Leave it to a woman like Excatholic to make a pitch for an ERA-esque day to honor a woman saint.How about Tic Day? Don't all dogs go to heaven?....

Was she married to uncle Harry or uncle Rueben? And I can't remember if she played the piano or the organ.I think Fellowcritter has weighed us in the balances and found us wanting.

Holy trinity,batman,I ask for a few verses to help me out of the dilemma I am in and you're preaching like you're at a ROA family table.I hope you don't break your ba-..hand patting yourself on the back for preaching such a wonderful sermon.I know you hardly ever pray when you kneel.....If what you you say is true, it will re-write the devil spirit field for our generation, and you and I are gonna need at least three months,just day after day working it....Jesus swept.

Tuttle,are you also up on the Dealing with the Adversary retemories? Since Excathair has blasphemed against the holy ghost and used this wonderful,profitable,godly thread to scare the living bejeezice out of me with her Reganomics,I find myself grasping for verses of scripture to dispel the new darkness she has brought to my generation,which may be old darkness,but new to me.Harden not your hearts,as in the provocation,in the day of temptation in the wilderness.......

I about gagged on my pea soup.Hey,along with a newsletter send me a picture of you and Regan in a sister hug so I can lift you every day.The power of Christ compels you! Be careful out there honey,Devils can prophesy.

I think that's the first time you ever got one right verbatum.Weren't you the guy that always said ALSO after that one corps retemory? You know,I always thought that word of knowledge would be a much more effective sign to unbelievers than speaking in tongues.Like, instead of standing up at a meeting going "loshantakalimaziyolanda" turn around and say "you in the third row,take the job at the bank,forgive your mother,and tomorrow bet all your money on Niatross in the fifth race". Now, if God gave us info like that,just think how many more people we could have gotten to take the class.

I think we were confusing tithing and tipping.That's probably why there was no meat in mine whorehouse.I didn't know whether to give God or the waitresses 15%.I always liked Manyfeathers.Did you bring him up there with you to Okie?

So,9th corps,we have Sunesis and others of his kind to thank for bequeathing to us our legacy of obeying the voice of Mr. Fletcher or Miss Jonassis rather than the still small voice of our twig leader.I don't know about avoided but this man should certainly be marked. And another thing,what meaneth this bleating of the sheep and this Greasespot reading during work hours rather than self-structure time? People like that usually tithed 10% AFTER taxes and deductions.No wonder there is no meat in my whorehouse. Fat Frank found five fine fish for frying Friday.

I remember during the showing of the dog flick,there was a scene where the dog was licking his own privates.A corpse buddie whispered to me "don't you wish you could do that?" I said "I don't know,the dog would probably bite my ear off".

Hey Tuttle,wouldn't it be sumthin' if our job was to pass out loofa sponges in the woman's shower.Geez,Fellowsniffer,couldn't you keep your eyes off Adrienne W. long enough to pay attention to those fukkfilms Dr.showed us in C, .F. and S.?

I can't believe it. That's news to me. Atho I do remember in-residence when Randy's mother came to visit and sat thru Christian F. & sex with him.It was right when the good Dr. was showing all those filthy,pornographic pictures of people in lewd sex acts.I don't think mom was too impressed with all the Biblical research Randy was doing.I don't remember if she stuck around for the part where Dr. advised us on whacking off.Poor Randy.I'm just glad she wasn't there when Fellowpipper was sharing his heart about teats.

Tuttle,is that a quote from the book of Macchebees? Yana G. in every in-res corps there's a devil spirit waiting to get out.We made friends with ours. Fellowslicker is full of crap.He never spent ten cents in the bookstore.I think his only Bible was a Gideon's.After a months supply of Folgers and Pall Malls,who had money left for lexicons and interlinears? Tuttle can we get to Maui by hitch-hiking? Some of my sponsors have copped out and I need to believe for a ride to Ho-ho relo.Maybe I,ll jump on the Fellowship......