Two Cats

I too remember also those schedule checks, finances etc. Speaking of vacation limits, on top of letting leaders know the wheres, whens, etc., they would tell the limb coord of the state we were going to when we'd be there. And THEN, when we got there we had to call and check in with that limb coord. Unbelievale.....when hubby and I look back at what we put up with. I don't recall us being asked about our intimate schedules, but I wouldn't put it past them. :D-->

Hi tcat5 and Shellon. I got a friend at work that send me this kind of stuff, so I'll probably be posting here some more. == ==

If these are true... --> Top Eight Morons of 2003 >WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? >AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's >not Walter who's lacking intelligence. > >WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." > >WHAT WAS PLAN B??? > An Illinois man,pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. > >THE GETAWAY! > A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small,so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. > >DID I SAY THAT??? > Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup.When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!" > >ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? > A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked."No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!" > >NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! > In Modesto, California,Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun,but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.(hellllllooooooo!) > >THE GRAND FINALE (I LOVE THIS ONE!!) Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert,an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft boat going. > It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE ...Under the boat.......... still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. Does any one else find it frightening the majority of these took place in California??

For those of us who can remember when: 30 Years Difference > >1972: Long hair >2002: Longing for hair > >1972: The perfect high >2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund > >1972: KEG >2002: EKG > >1972: Acid rock >2002: Acid reflux > >1972: Moving to California because it's cool >2002: Moving to California because it's warm > >1972: Growing pot >2002: Growing pot belly > >1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor >2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor > >1972: Seeds and stems >2002: Roughage > >1972: Killer weed >2002: Weed killer > >1972: Hoping for a BMW >2002: Hoping for a BM > >1972: The Grateful Dead >2002: Dr. Kevorkian > >1972: Going to a new hip joint >2002: Receiving a new hip joint > >1972: Rolling Stones >2002: Kidney Stones > >1972: Being called into the principal's office >2002: Calling the principal's office > >1972: Screw the system >2002: Upgrade the system > >1972: Disco >2002: Costco > >1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut >2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved > >1972: Passing the driver's test >2002: Passing the vision test > >1972: Whatever >2002: Depends :D-->

Grasshopper, I used to have those creepy waymares too, especially during the first year out. Then they go rarer and now I can't remember when I had one last. Hang in there, this too shall pass.