Beware -- MORE computer viruses.

[dmiller]

There are new viruses being discovered daily. Be on the look-out for the following:

The Clinton Virus:

Gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory.

The Bob Dole Virus:

Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus:

Sucks out all the memory, then emails everyone.

The Ronald Reagan Virus:

Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored.

The Mike Tyson Virus:

Quits after two bytes.

The Jack Kevorkian Virus:

Deletes all old files.

The Prozac Virus:

Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Joey Buttafuoco Virus:

Only attacks minor files.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus:

Terminates files, leaves, but "will be back."

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus:

Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

[CoolWaters]

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus:

Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

A virus I'd PAY for.