The Restroom Door.....

[I Love Bagpipes]

I'm puter ignorant when it comes to posting songs that one can listen to on their puter. So you will need to know the tune to "Tidings..." to appreciate this.

Hear are different words to an old Christmas carol, "Tidings of Comfort and Joy". No offense intended. (I don't know the author.) Thanks to Topoftheworld for finding the words.

The restroom door said gentlemen

So I just walked inside

I took two steps and realized

I'd been taken for a ride

I heard high voices turned and found

The place was occupied

By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse

What could be worse

Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?

The restroom door said gentlemen

It must have been a gag

As soon as I walked in there

I ran into some old hag

She sprayed me with a can of mace

And smacked me with her bag

I could tell this just wouldn't be my day

What can I say?

It was just turning out to be a bad day

The restroom door said gentlemen

And I would like to find

The crummy little creep who had the nerve

To switch out those the signs

'Cause I got two black eyes

And one high heel up my behind

Now I can't sit with comfort and joy

Boy oh boy

No I'll never sit with comfort and joy

[VeganXTC]

That was hilarious, Pipes!

[dmiller]

(with harmony!) :P

[goldcurlylocks]

please so emb.. went to lil girls room to find out mens room.. soooo emb.

[Belle]

LOL! When I saw the title, I thought it said Restroom FLOOR and expected to see this:

LOVE THE SONG!!

[I Love Bagpipes]

Is that pic for real? By the guy that does those 3-D sidewalk pics?

Regardless, he/she must have dropped too much acid.

And listened to too much Pink Floyd.

Dang....can you imagine walking into that bathroom tripping? :blink: Shivers.....hee

Glad those days are bygone!

Thanks for the link dmiller. I have the song on a CD "Twisted Christmas." (My sound on my puter is busted; I must get it fixed.) The CD has other twisted funnies on it.

Edited December 11, 2006 by I Love Bagpipes