No Sex Since...

[Sudo]

A crusty old Marine Corps Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event

downtown, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage

of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom

approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me,

Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way

all the time, or is something bothering you?"

"Negative ma'am," the Sergeant Major said. "Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks

like you have seen a lot of action."

The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You

know, you should lighten up a little - relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally, in exasperation, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you

don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

The Sergeant Major looked at her and instantly replied, "1955."

She said, "Well there you go; you really need to chill out and quit

taking everything so seriously - I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a

little extreme?"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact

voice, "Oh, I don't know. It's only 2130 now."

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