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Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

April 4, 2007 | Issue 43•14

HEAVEN—Emerging from a grueling 90 minutes of cardiovascular exercise and light lifting for tone, Son of God Jesus Christ said Monday that He is "definitely on track" to achieve peak fitness condition for the Second Coming.

In The Ten Commandments, I Performed All My Own Miracles

By Charlton Heston

April 4, 2007 | Issue 43•14

Whenever people talk about The Ten Commandments, a film I made 50 years ago with a fellow named Cecil B. DeMille, they go on and on about the impressive "special effects." So let me take this opportunity to set the record straight: I performed all my own miracles in that picture, so if you're going to praise someone, it should be me.

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