Telephone Salesperson Called with a great deal

[year2027]

God first

Telephone Salesperson Called with a great deal

Story Time

wrote 12-10-2007

Dear friends let me help you get this great deal they want to give me

But first God loves you my dear friends

ring - ring - ring went my phone

I said "hi"

then I heard a soft se*ey voice say "we have a great deal for you because you are special"

I said "ok I am listing"

she said "For a one time price of $40.00 plus a weekly tithe of 10 percent we will give you a all paid ticket to a class that will make you rich plus give you better health"

I said "I took a class like that before"

she said "that were we got your name HELL I did not mean to tell you that Listen you need this class send your money now"

I said "I only get paid one time a month and that too much money to pay out right now"

she said "she said getting paid once a month we have a plan for that too All you need to do is next pay day give us $40.00 plus 45 percent of your pay before taxes is took out"

I said " why 45 per cent"

she said "most people get paid 4.5 times a month but you only get paid once a month so that is 4.5 times 10 per cent which equates 45 per cent DO THE MATH GUY"

I said " I do not need that nor do I want it"

she said "then GO TO GREASE SPOT CAFÉ YOU OUTCAST"

then she hang up

guess I lost out on a bad thing just wait you might be call next and what will you tell her ?

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy

[Oakspear]

:D

[year2027]

God first

Beloved Oakspear

God loves you my dear friend

I am glad you enjoy it

thank you

with love and a holy kiss blowing your way Roy