RottieGrrrl Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 This is an oldie, and I probably posted this before, but it's one of my faves and since it's Memorial Day I thought I can get away with it! Dog Property Laws 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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