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Seth R.
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There once was a cult called the way.

Which kicked everyone out that was gay.

Told us a healthy spiritual suspicion was ok,

to point the finger at a person and say your gay.

So on a sweet sunday night under the pancake

make-up and lights the MOG said with delight.

"If you are a wimp-foot fag, or god damned homo-

sympathizer I'll "escort" you off the property tonight!"

If any today was accused of being gay while

in the way please share your pain with us today.

Seth

Poet laureate I am not.

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There once was a cult called the way.

Which kicked everyone out that was gay.

Told us a healthy spiritual suspicion was ok,

to point the finger at a person and say your gay.

So on a sweet sunday night under the pancake

make-up and lights the MOG said with delight.

"If you are a wimp-foot fag, or god damned homo-

sympathizer I'll "escort" you off the property tonight!"

If any today was accused of being gay while

in the way please share your pain with us today.

Seth

Poet laureate I am not.

Slight modification to make the rhythm work for a limerick...thanks Seth...

There once was a cult called the way

Who kicked out all they said were gay

Suspicion’s OK

If I say you’re gay

Pointed finger is my spiritual say

So on a long hot Sunday night

With make up and high brilliant light

MOG points at his wood

If like this you should

You’ll be off this corn field tonight

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Slight modification to make the rhythm work for a limerick...thanks Seth...

There once was a cult called the way

Who kicked out all they said were gay

Suspicion’s OK

If I say you’re gay

Pointed finger is my spiritual say

So on a long hot Sunday night

With make up and high brilliant light

MOG points at his wood

If like this you should

You’ll be off this corn field tonight

Sweet, thanks, LOL that was funny.

Seth

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