Deer Hunters Beware!

[cheranne]

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a

> lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to

> his first year medical students.

>

> Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the

> professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed

> to a young woman in the front row and said,

>

>

>

> 'Do you know what your .... is doing while

> you're having an orgasm?'

>

>

>

> She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his

> buddies.'

>

>

>

> It took 45 minutes to restore order in the

> classroom.........

[deer]

wut?

[cheranne]

and Monkeys too!

NEW YORK (AP) -- A federal judge in Brooklyn has rejected a Liberian woman's religious reasons for smuggling endangered monkey meat into the country.

U.S. District Judge Raymond J. Dearie ruled Wednesday that Mamie Manneh's faith didn't preclude her from applying for permits to import exotic food or explain why she misled officials.

Manneh was charged with smuggling the meat three years ago after customs agents seized a shipment of primate parts as it passed through Kennedy Airport on the way to her home in Staten Island.

Manneh's lawyers claimed a First Amendment right, arguing that some Liberian Christians eat monkey meat for spiritual reasons.

Her lawyer didn't respond to phone messages Saturday.

She faces up to five years in prison and deportation if convicted.

Edited January 4, 2009 by cheranne

[JeffSjo]

wut?