bowtwi Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So Jesus and Satan sat down at the keyboards and typed. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate. Satan yelled at the top of his voice, "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!" God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChattyKathy Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 That is great bowtwi. :)--> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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That is great bowtwi.
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