bowtwi Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A ****-UP!" For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The thief ran away and is still at large. In memory of the event, the banker later put a plaque on the wall engraved with the words, "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChattyKathy Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 bowtwi, Is this a real story? LMAO Kathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Is this a real story? LMAO
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