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Wittle Wabbits


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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter,

do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's

on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and fuwwy bwack

wabbit or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabbit over there?" She in turn puts

her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my python

weally givths a thit."

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hmmm the light just came on - is anyone home?

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