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I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a dang motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a

guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked Nazi biker. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a stupid jerk. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. The car was my ex-wife's... mine was parked around the corner!

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