Taxing your sense of humor (in honor of Ron G)

[Kit Sober]

It's been said some of the most fearful words one could here are: "Hello, I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.". Ha. Ha.

Enjoy.

Jokes About The IRS...

1. Post Office just recalled their newest stamps:

They had pictures of IRS agents on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

2. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?

3. What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement? Not enough cement.

4. What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?

Skeet.

5. What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent?

His co-workers.

6. What's brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent? A Doberman.

7. What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?

One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.

Internal Revenue Service Theme Song

Tax his cow, Tax his goat;

Tax his pants, Tax his coat;

Tax his crop, Tax his work;

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt;

Tax his chew, Tax his smoke

Teach him taxing is no joke.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule;

Tell him, Taxing is the rule.

Tax his oil, Tax his gas

Tax his notes, Tax his cash

Tax him good and let him know,

That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, Tax him more;

Tax him till he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,

Tax his sod in which he's laid.

Put these words upon his tomb,

"Taxes drove him to his doom."

After he's gone, we won't relax.

We'll still collect inheritance tax.