how to shampoo the cat!

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1. THOROUGHLY CLEAN THE TOILET.

2. LIFT THE LID AND ADD SHAMPOO.

3. FIND AND SOOTHE CAT AS YOU CARRY IT TO

THE BATHROOM.

4. IN ONE SWIFT MOVE, PLACE CAT IN THE

TOILET, CLOSE THE LID AND STAND ON TOP

SO CAT CANNOT ESCAPE.

5. THE CAT WILL SELF-AGITATE AND PRODUCE

AMPLE SUDS. (IGNORE RUCKUS FROM INSIDE

TOILET, CAT IS ENJOYING THIS.)

6. FLUSH TOILET THREE OF FOUR TIMES. THIS

PROVIDES A POWER RINSE, WHICH IS QUITE

EFFECTIVE.

7. STAND AS FAR FROM TOILET AS POSSIBLE

AND QUICKLY LIFT THE LID.

8. CLEAN CAT WILL ROCKET OUT OF THE TOILET

AND OUTDOORS, WHERE IT WILL AIR DRY.

SINCERELY,

THE DOG