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Louisiana Jingle Bells


Ron G.
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Louisiana Jingle Bells

Dashing through debris

With a chainsaw in my hand

FEMA's on the way

They haven't got a plan

Looters on the way

They're making quite a fright

Oh, what fun it is to have

My great big gun tonight

CHORUS

Oh, Jingle Bells, my fridge smells

Katrina, kiss my a$s

Won't y'all come back home real soon

And help pick up this trash!

Hear the generators whir

They're making quite a sound

I'm just taking in all the sights

With no one else around

Aaron Broussard's on TV

He's crying like a chump

He dried his eyes just long enough

To turn off all the pumps

CHORUS

Oh, Jingle Bells, my fridge smells

Katrina, kiss my a$s

Won't y'all come back home real soon

And help pick up this trash!

Got a blue tarp on my roof

It's keeping out the rain

The adjuster arrived two months late

Then promptly lost my claim

Gotta love those MREs

For making spirits bright

I'm saving one with M&Ms

Just for Christmas night!

CHORUS

Oh, Jingle Bells, my fridge smells

Katrina, kiss my a$s

Won't y'all come back home real soon

And help pick up this trash!

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