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Flow7

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  1. The saddest part is that the plan eventually becomes the goal. If not adhered to rigidly, then the believing wasn't good enough and it's important to find out why it didn't work perfectly. Why were you 10 minitues late to reach point "X". Didn't you know that gas prices would rise 23.99cents (if you were listening, God would have told you!). What do you mean you drove 30 miles more than your turn -- you cheated your fellow Corps brother/ sister of their responsibility......

    Yup, no fun at all and no thanks for that wonderful leadership trainning....but, then again, I won't have to run a Fortune 500 Company. :sleep1::sleep1:

  2. Shell, I will continue to pray for you and your family. At least for now, a part of that emtional roller coaster is over and Nic can begin to heal physically and emotionally. I know you will be right the with her to lend support in every way you can.

  3. Chas is correct. I was actually watching it on network TV shortly before I posted the quotes. Somehow the movie loses its impact with commercial breaks and dialog/scene edits.

    Now you and Raf can fight it out for the rights to post, but my vote goes for Chas as the official winner and Raf, of course, is in the infamous recount state and has a right to a new ballot.

  4. Dooj, I have no idea about your quote, but just so this doesn't stall too long, here's another one from me.

    This should make it a lot easier:

    I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.

    I guess sometimes the past just catches up with you, whether you want it to or not.

  5. Dooj, I'm not sure of all the rules either , but I'm sure no one would crucify you too badly if you snuck (Sneeked) one in there during a lull in the action!

    In the mean time here's one that shouldn't be hard at all:

    I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.

  6. The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "the seven

    dwarfs," they get ushered in to see the Pope.

    Dopey leads the pack.

    "Dopey my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

    Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns

    in Rome?"

    The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment

    and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

    In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling.

    Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

    Dopey turns back to face the Pope. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf

    nuns in all of Europe?"

    The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No

    Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

    This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

    Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare.

    Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY

    dwarf nuns in the whole world?"

    The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere

    in the world."

    The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding

    on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

    "Dopey screwed a penguin!"

    "Dopey screwed a penguin!"

    :D :biglaugh::redface:

  7. Q. How do you tell male chromosomes from female chromosomes?

    A. Take off their genes

    Q. What do you get if you eat uranium?

    A. Atomic ache

    Q. Why do bees buzz?

    A. If someone stole your honey and nectar, you’d buzz too.

    Did you know that a single fly can lay over a million eggs…..just think of what a married one can do!

    There is no gravity …. The earth sucks!

    :evildenk:

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