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  1. I enjoy mastication and masticating regularly -- three or more time daily. Sometimes I do it by myself, but am usually with family or intimate friends. Sometimes I do it with multiple partners and, occasionally, in public with total strangers. Most of the times I use condiments, but do also enjoy “all natural” with nothing additional added. Although I regularly use my hands when I am alone, it is also quite pleasant to use specialized implements, and my fellow participants appreciate my consideration for their needs and sentiments.

    I am not ashamed to say that I enjoy most of the sensations associated with my habit. I know that everyone does it also and that it is a popular topic of discussion. There is even an entire industry totally devoted to the millions of people willing to pay good money for the simple pleasure derived from the primal instinct to masticate regularly. Some may say that mastication can be addictive and can lead to all manner of undesirable consequences, but I can only say that I am not yet blind and that I am twice the person that I used to be.

  2. Law Offices of Badger, Beatdown and Cohere

    P.O. Box IGOTU

    Chicago, IL

    December 25, 1997

    Dear Sir:

    This letter is to acknowledge the delivery of latest gift of twelve fiddlers fiddling, which you have chosen to inflict upon our client, Ms. Agnes McHolstein. The destruction of this woman, was, of course, total. All further correspondence should be sent to our attention. If you should attempt to contact Ms McHolstein at Happydale Sanitarium, the attendants have been instructed to shoot on sight.

    With this letter, please find attached a warrant.

    Cordially,

    Badger, Beatdown and Cohere

  3. Ms. Agnes McHolstein

    69 Cash Avenue

    Beaver Valley, CO

    December 24, 1997

    Listen up F$%#@!$ head and listen good......

    What's with those eleven lords-a-leaping on those maids and ladies??? Some of those broads will never walk again for crying out loud. The damn Pipers ran through the maids and have been committing acts of sodomy with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead. They were trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you are totally satisfied, you rotten, vicious swine!

    Your sworn enemy!

  4. Ms. Agnes McHolstein

    69 Cash Avenue

    Beaver Valley, CO

    December 23, 1997

    You rotten P#@%*!!!

    Now I have ten ladies dancing in my house. I have no idea why they call those sluts ladies. They've been balling those Pipers all night long. Now, the cows cannot sleep and they have gotten diarrhea. My living room is a river of dang. The Commissioner of Building has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building should not be condemned.

    I am sending the police after you.

    One who means it!!!

  5. Ms. Agnes McHolstein

    69 Cash Avenue

    Beaver Valley, CO

    December 22, 1997

    Hey, dang-for-brains:

    What are you, some kind of sadist? Now, there are nine pipers playing. And, for Christ . do they play!! They have not stopped chasing the maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows have been getting upset and they have been stepping all over those screeching birds. What the hell am I suppose to do? The neighbors are sending around a petition to evict me!

    You'll get yours!

  6. Ms. Agnes McHolstein

    69 Cash Avenue

    Beaver Valley, CO

    December 21, 1997

    OK BUSTER!

    I think that I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with eight maids-a-milking? For Christ sake? It is not enough with all those damn birds and the eight maids, but they had to bring their goddamned cows! There is dang all over the lawn and I cannot move in my own house. Just lay off me smartass!

    Agnes

  7. Ms. Agnes McHolstein

    69 Cash Avenue

    Beaver Valley, CO

    December 20, 1997

    John:

    What's with you and those F@#$@^&*! birds? Seven swans-a-swimming? What kind of a goddamned joke is this? There is bird dang all over the house and they never stop with all the racket! I cannot sleep at night and am quite literally, a nervous wreck! This is NOT funny. So, stop with all those frigging birds, already!

    Sincerely,

    Agnes

  8. Ms. Agnes McHolstein

    69 Cash Avenue

    Beaver Valley, CO

    December 19, 1997

    John,

    When I opened my front door today, there were actually six geese-a-laying on my front steps!! So, you're back to the birds again.. huh? Those geese are huge. Where in the hell will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through all the racket!

    Regards,

    Agnes

  9. Ms. Agnes McHolstein

    69 Cash Avenue

    Beaver Valley, CO

    December 18, 1997

    Dear John,

    My god! What a heart stopping surprise! The postman delivered the five golden rings; one for each finger. You are just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves!

    All my love,

    Agnes

  10. Ms. Agnes McHolstein

    69 Cash Avenue

    Beaver Valley, CO

    December 17, 1997

    Dear John,

    Today the mailman delivered the four calling birds. Now, honestly, they are beautiful, but don't you think that too much of a good thing can be overdone? You are being too romantic!

    Affectionately,

    Agnes

  11. Ms. Agnes McHolstein

    69 Cash Avenue

    Beaver Valley, CO

    December 16, 1997

    Dear John,

    Oh, my goodness, aren't you the extravagant one? Now, I really must protest. I do not deserve such generosity... three French hens. They are just as cute as they can be, but I must insist, you have been too, too kind!

    Love and kisses

    Agnes

  12. Ms. Agnes McHolstein

    69 Cash Avenue

    Beaver Valley, CO

    December 15, 1997

    Dear adorable, thoughtful, John,

    Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Incredible.... Two turtledoves!! I am thrilled by your extremely creative gift. The little birds are so darling.

    All my love and undying devotion,

    Agnes

  13. Ms. Agnes McHolstein

    69 Cash Avenue

    Beaver Valley, CO

    December 14, 1997

    Dearest, sweetest, incredible John,

    I went to my door and the postman had just delivered a partridge in a pear tree! My goodness, what a thoroughly delightful gift! I could not have been more surprised or touched.

    With my deepest love and devotion,

    Agnes

  14. mj the horse will get there after many moves Make sure you are landing on the highlighted square -- the horse moves like a knight in a chess game - in an "L" shape. May take a few moves to get to each highlighted square, once on that square you will get another highlighted square (didn't count but seems more than 10 hilighted ones). Eventually it will highlight the square in the fireplace.

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