Here's another one'
A man is pondering life and has a conversation with The Lord:
God, what is a thousand years like to you? God answers," Well my son, to me it's like a second in time.
The man,in awe replies,"Wow thatis amazing". He then asks, "God what is a million dollars like to you"?
God immediately replies," To me a million dollars is like a penny."
The man once once again in amazment says, 'Wow that is cool!! He then perks right up and his eyes get real big and he asks The Lord
"God,can I have a penny and God says, "Sure in a second
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