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  • Birthday 01/06/1954

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  1. Geez, I don't know, this is really the toughest question I've looked at today...hmmm, maybe the space shuttle offers a discount? In three hours, you can be in Ohio, or maybe even having dinner with Dorothy in Kansas?
  2. ...or possibly two (2), two mints in one. http://www.quantumlounge.com/data/hell.htm I posted this I think once before, but since we're debating GOD...well... I thought now that George Carlin has GONE that maybe some people might need a l a u g h...?? I don't know, you cult people live on a strange street corner.
  3. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones at AOL giving technical advice.
  4. Doctor said it was because of what we have been taught. That means if dad was a jew or an arab or just an a$s drinkin at Moes bar that's probably what we would be? But then I took pfal and I found lots of answers to questions I had always been thinking about like gnossis and why some people buy houses with red curtains. I don't know about Christianity being exclusionary, but I do know I've never been invited to a mosque in africa, maybe its because I'm not the same color. As far as proving my faith in Jesus, I speak to him every night no matter what town I'm in.
  5. Does that get served on a bun with some kind of sauce like a wow burger?
  6. That deepends on who your talkin too. I havent been educated so well so i use spell check. I'm workin' on a general education program for, the impaired, and try it out on a few posts. Well I've always been into music and wanted to be in a rock & roll band and sorts maybe playing guitar. I hear you can sometimes find some real smart people in groups like that. Hotlips was a girl I wonce dated, she played real nice and had all sorts of heavy vibes. She was real well connected too. I was in the way too, how 'bout you. Is your name really jiggered , maybe we could meet?
  7. Mr. Ductape, Grumpy heard it was your BIG DAY and he just wanted to let you know, that if your feeling lonely wherever you are...well, it's a heck of a boring time down here cleaning out cyber cult crypts too. This place is deadsville! But anyway, be glad you're not stuck here on your birthday... Happy Birtday!! :)
  8. Because after PFAL, Our Father in The Word, didn't have time to "research" the Koran and complete the Koranic Research Required (KRR) to create the verses for PFIB. <_<
  9. A troll can look a little like grumpy, behave sometimes like a bumpy, rhyme like an illiterit monkey and dress a little frumpy... I'm not completely sure myself? But it does sound a bit WayBrained because no one has ever really seen one in the flesh. Sort of like a purple cow? I never hope to see one, but I can tell you any how, I'd rather see one than be one. (Folks might want to check what's left of their 401k retirement lunch bag. Inflation, stagnation, depreciation, etc.,may affect freshness?) ...said a troll
  10. Nice post Doc. I have no bitterness either way except the wrong team won Euro 2008. But since you're setting me up here, my lone observation is that GS is basically a TWI Hate Site. Those that have something "positive" to say are not, IMO, accorded a very polite or even handed reception. And some will say quite openly, why should they because they suffered like you? I don't care either way as I have no ax to grind, but certain people get run out of town here real fast and who knows what they might have ended up contributing? For me, people can rant and rave all they want about their past issues and hopefully find understanding and closure. Otherwise it's probably time for more serious medication. But sometimes, as you can see from my post, it gets to a point after so many repetitions, to ask that individual the same simple question...Why? Which I did. Bon Nuit le bump
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    Euro Cup 2008

    Final: Spain Wins 1-0. Sad German girls with lovely blond curls Bad Paco boys taking referee dives Head butting blood letting making a show And a few questionable referee calls Leading to Die Deutsche Presse Morgen Lieber Gott, back to work tomorrow and for what? Scheisse Nachtrichten!
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    Euro Cup 2008

    It's half time 1-0 for Espana over Deutschland The Girls run the show and for sure it's no bore Nobody at the moment cares as long as we score Tough guys and hot girls at every beer stand Lots of football action with plenty to drink and happily... NO 2 drink limit! Can't find a rhyme for that one, but it sure is a great game! (Sometimes I get the feeling you guys understand what it's like to live over here?)
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    Euro Cup 2008

    Germany vs. Spain in the Euro Final 2008 Tonight 20:45 in Austria Don't be late In Vienna it will rain But all the Town will be Insane
  14. The truth with vic was a hard corps pill to swallow The good people who over drank to gs did follow But the grump named bump his distance did he guard En France he surely rests close to yet another oyster hollow http://www.riecsurbelon.fr/-Economie-.html
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