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  1. Bump is sitting here in Bretagne after a perfectly sunny day of golf and beach weather, watching the latest Euro Cup match and the markets... wondering if maybe it's TIME for a GAY FOOD FIGHT on GS! :eusa_clap:

    That's right folks, EVERYONE comes out of the CLOSET at the same time, with a GAY PIE...in the EYE!!

    Who's going to be FIRST?? :jump: Don't be SHY...or you get the FIRST PIE!!

  2. Jim, how are you? Yikes, a direct blast over the bow! Please remember Bumpy is only a "Toon"! (Maybe I really live just down the street?) I'm feeling like this croissant I just ate was too much...

    There is "culture" and there is Kultur. What if I just buy enough land where I don't have any neighbors? At the moment, I'm searching my morning coffee brain for a rebuttal, and can't find one. Maybe it's because I moved yesterday to the north side of Brittany and the oysters taste different?

    Actually, you may have a point? I need to think about this American culture difference? Btw. How serious are you about moving to France and starting a Muslim church? Maybe I could help?

  3. I assume I am from planet Earth, at least that's what my mother told me. :biglaugh: ... and not swampy like here. It still gets it's fair share of rain and heat though.

    What exactly is running around in that swamp, anyway? Can you post some pictures (for Rhino)? Soon his farm may be looking like where you live!

  4. BUMPY,

    did u say copenhagen?

    I will have a big pinch.

    copenhagen

    ...aaah Copenhagen...Bumpy is about 28 and life is good, Tivoli is open and the streets of the old town are at my backdoor! Had a good job, a couple of great apartments and the cult has a few members with not a lot of outside pressure in ca.'82.

    But that's because there's nobody but me, a completely crazed young ex-pat, appointed by VP at roa "SturmbahnFuhrer" for the 5th column entering Scandinavia is at za Kontolls!

    (Meanwhile, back at the ranch, everyone is high on the research depts. latest report. And kool aid is frying the brains of those young little minds...and pretty little girls.)

    Copenhagen

  5. I collect a lot of crap, most in storage or houses on 3 continents. Part of my African collection is about 50 antique masks sitting in storage which I probably won't visit for the next 200 years. I hope this file is viewable which shows just a few of them...

    I collect a lot of crap, most in storage or houses on 3 continents. Part of my African collection is about 50 antique masks sitting in storage which I probably won't visit for the next 200 years. I hope this file is viewable which shows just a few of them...

    Masks.zip

  6. eyes says that she is a christian,

    and i believe her;

    so therefore she is my sister in Christ, and obviously we are of equal value as members of the one body of Christ...

    i just have a hard time following her logic (and train of thought) on this topic...

    jen-o

    Come here little kittie and let me see if you've been "fixed"! Why don't you give Jolie Eyes a break and just buy the the little gay book? She could probably use the extra cash and then you might follow whatever potentially flawed biblical verse snatching, 3 years of research and revelation has provided.

    And then maybe there will be "peace" between the two sisters? :unsure:

  7. You should try it in Texas. The land is super-cheap, and you get used to the heat. I realized the latter part of that when it was over 90 degrees outside, almost 100% humidity, and I wasn't sweating or feeling too hot.

    Mister P...I'm looking at your picture and reading about survival in those temperatures. Are you from planet earth or is your skin some sort of Velcro composite immune to glands normally secreting excess heat! :biglaugh: As Rhino keeps saying, global warming is a reality, which might make Texas a future desert cake crawling with dehydrated latinos looking for unoccupied American houses.

    Liked the Pig George. Part of the designer overall plan I have for the "Animal Farm". Genetic engineering is the future, and an animal farm with unusual creatures bearing unusual features, could be the business angle?

    At the moment, I'm working on an artistic rendering of a horny Rhino crossed with the features of a giraffe looking out a bedroom window checking the weather. Bump :)

  8. Back to art...

    Sorry, it was the painting and what it evoked in me. After all, the picture is based on reporting a very nasty political situation about to get completely out of control.

  9. Not really, but that's another story.

    ...and speaking of other artistic stories, some may want to research the bombings of Mad Bomber Harris and the fire bombings of Dresden when the show was over.

  10. Maybe like "Shock and Awe" in Iraq, without the German bombers. All you need is phony intelligence and some liberal artists to portray the scene, and you've pretty much captured the artistic genre of the Bush regime!

    The artist at the time, like Hemmingway, was "covering" (his foot) reporting reality at a VERY safe distance during the Spanish Civil War. De Gaulle worked the same deal without the paintbrush a little later. When Hitler met Franco some years later at the border train station to make a deal, Franco showed up a few hours late...mentioning he had been late due to a dental appointment.

    Not really, but that's another story.

  11. Still, it all comes down to the eye of the beholder, your own sense of aesthetic and how you approach art.

    So I guess after all the art school bs and slit wrists from abstract eastern emigres...you still need glasses as the eye of the beholder and some dumb money to purchase the modern garbage? :confused:

    Otherwise you become an art critic! :biglaugh:

  12. yes bumpy, you spread the word in europe, and bring the beer maids ...

    dirndl.jpg

    It's Euro Cup 2008 which is too expensive for $$ Viewers, so watch your baseball! :biglaugh: I am currently into the Deutschland vs. Polandia game, 1-0, Deutschland halftime. The "Babes" are demanding Euros to reside in Ill a Noise but only if it stops raining and there are NO required Cult Classes to be attended!

    I think VeySider has been 2 tooo many of those twi classes already, but is too old to remember??! :biglaugh:

  13. the rest will include fishing, beer, swimming, nature watching, beer, water skiing, social activities, sports, beer, excercise optional, shared meals, time off, horse riding, hunting, beer ...

    I'll teach them volleyball skills, we'll grow grapes and make our own wine ... a commune, except I get their labor for free.... :biglaugh:

    Can I Join? Don't forget "The Babes"! :)

  14. c'est tres amusant, monsieur le bump...

    now what are you really doing in france?

    During the day, I am a u s e d car salesman! At night, I keep the doors locked, open the bible and tear out verses I wish to share. Then I mail them to chris le guerre, hoping he will publish them in his up-coming pop novel on how revelation brought him to bumpy in copenhagen in the early 80's when we enjoyed a johnny winter concert together.

    Those were the days! <_<

  15. monsieur le bump, quelle heure est-il en bretagne?

    peace,

    jen-o

    It's L A T E R THAN YOU THINK!! :biglaugh: Grandmother's House is on the ocean and it's raining. The lights are flickering so we keep candles burning in the windows...waiting, waiting for the hour when the stairwell doors are shuttered. OMG...I know it's coming, the cat has just knocked over a bottle of rouge, damn I hate house cats! :evildenk:

  16. ps. good evening to you too

    but babel fish only gave me "moulds this evening" on your last comment

    what does that mean ?

    Mussels Mariniere, that's when you cook them with mary, wine and joseph, talk them to death with more wine, garlic, herbs de Provence, onion, more wine, thyme, parsley and sage but not in that order and some rosemary, leaving out the baybe but with a bayleaf, and I think...that's about it! Maybe a little salt? Bump

  17. ha

    ps. and i'm thinking of adding this to the clergy thread(s)

    any leader or higher-up or rev. or butcher baker candlestick maker who didn't start a jerkoffshoot is okay in my book

    Hi Excie et Bonsoir from here in beautiful Bretagne! I was just wondering if you would have liked any of these "jerkoffs" better if they had become "used car" salesman?? :biglaugh:

    Don't forget bumpy over here, suffering with the Moules ce soir!!

  18. This event is rated third in viewer audience around the world just behind the Olympics and the World Cup!! Needless to say there is lots of buzzz all the time for the next couple of weeks. If you follow soccer and can access the matches in Switzerland & Austria, you should enjoy the show!! :dance:

    Switzerland just lost the first game against the former CSSR!

    Bump

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