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That one is easy... (I think)... I'm assuming you want the version by The Drifters and not The Rolling Stones?

Either will do, of course...but withthe interTWining of the 2 prior dooWAP tunes I was thinking of the Drifters when I posted it...Go get 'em TS

Laverne vo-deo-do-do'd in the back of a DeSoto

but not Shirley

Oh Yeah Souixzahn,

You're Grounded for Life

ohh so close but yet so far away, GSG

Twilight Time by the Platters

From the park you'll hear

The happy sound of a carousel

You can almost taste the hot dogs

And french fries they sell

D A M M I T Anyway

C'mon GSG you KNOW this one

Go Bucks!!!!!!

Traffic is Terriffic

YER Tern Tom

Same song, The answer is Head Keeper by Dave Mason. So since no one could figure this out how about this one!

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure

And you know sometimes words have two meanings

In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings

Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven .

That would be Stairway to Heaven by Led Zep

But I am gonna have to dig out my Headkeeper Album I totally forgot about that song... As we interTWIne lets try this:

..........................play us a tune

Something to make us all happy

Do anything take us out of this gloom

Sing a song, play guitar

Make it snappy

You are the one who can make us all laugh

But doing that you break out in tears

Please don't be sad if it was a straight mind you had

We wouldn't have known you all these years

Don't Do it Sudo.....

ALL HAIL THE!!!

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

Law offices of Rob Lootensteal

who the H*ll is Dexter, anyway

There are still shakers of kelp and cayenne on the kitchen table... That and the Banana are the only visible remnants... Anyone ever think about the dreaded blue dot?

every time I see the Seinfeld re-run about slicing the snickers bar...I think of the banana!!

I guess its on you, Tom

Tom's was of course Frampton.. "Baby I love your way" ...I saw him on one of the late shows monday night.. still sounding good!!

and to continue with the interTWIninig: (a bit more obscure)

Black napalese, it got you weak in your knees

Gonna sneeze some dust that you got busted on

You know it's so hard to please

Newcastle Brown can sure smack you down

You take a greasy whore and a rollin' dance floor

You know you're jailhouse-bound

Cheese Manicotti w/ cream sauce

ziti and meatballs

Green pepper soup w/ hot sausage

wilted Arugala w/capers & olive oil

Hard rolls, Chianti, olives and roasted peppers

espreso and spumoni on a pizzelle

That just plain sux... gonna mis you JB

If ya wanna do that...then I'll do this...

<_<

The first time that I got it

I was just ten years old

I got it from some kitty next door

I went and see the Dr. and

He gave me the cure

I think I got it some more

Merry Christmas

But I think Tom had it first

Sorry to be

but

HO..HO..HO

Click HERE for the annual retelling of the story of Santa Claus and his Old Lady

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE (I just love saying that)

and if you can please understand ...you might not come baaaack

yup yer turn

It was Greg Lake..He did it shortly after the first demise of ELP..but what was the name of the song?

Here's one for the season

They said there'll be snow at Christmas

They said there'll be peace on Earth

But instead it just kept on raining

A veil of tears for the Virgin's birth

I remember one Christmas morning

A winters light and a distant choir

And the peal of a bell and that Christmas Tree smell

And their eyes full of tinsel and fire

And I think I need to be a stickler about the performer on this one

I Guess Its Now or Never....

The Elvis.... and others too but none as good