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  1. My My I thought that this one would go fast... Here is another verse

    Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth

    You pull on your finger, then another finger, then your cigarette

    The wall-to-wall is calling, it lingers, then you forget

    Ohhh, you're a ********************

    You're too old to lose it, too young to choose it

    And the clocks waits so patiently on your song

    You walk past a cafe but you don't eat when you've lived too long

    Oh, no, no, no, you're a *********************

  2. this one should be easy

    Capt. Kirk: All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed. We'll see about you deserting my ship.

    Spock: The term "half-breed" is somewhat applicable, but "computerized" is inaccurate. A machine can be computerized, not a man.

    Capt. Kirk: What makes you think you're a man? You're an overgrown jackrabbit. An elf with a hyperactive thyroid.

    Spock: Jim, I don't understand...

    Capt. Kirk: Of course you don't understand. You don't have the brains to understand. All you have is printed circuits.

    Spock: Captain, if you will excuse me.

    [Tries to activate the transporter]

    Capt. Kirk: [blocks Spock's way and interupts] What can you expect from a simpering, devil-eared freak whose father was a computer and his mother an encyclopedia.

    Spock: My mother was a teacher. My father an ambassador.

    Capt. Kirk: Your father was a computer, like his son. An ambassador from a planet of traitors. The Vulcan never lived who had an ounce of integrity...

    Spock: Captain, please don't...

    Capt. Kirk: You're a traitor from a race of traitors. Disloyal to the core. Rotten! Like the rest of your subhuman race. And you've got the GALL... to make love to that girl!

    Spock: That's enough.

    Capt. Kirk: Does she know what she's getting, Spock? A carcass full of memory banks who should be squatting on a mushroom? Instead of passing himself off as a man? You belong in the circus, Spock, not a starship. Right next to the dog face boy!

    [spock begins beating the stew out of Kirk - he picks up a stool, ready to hit Kirk, then stops - the spore's influence is gone]

    Capt. Kirk: Had enough? I never realized what it took to get under that thick hide of yours. Anyhow, I don't know what you're so mad about. It isn't every first officer who gets to belt his captain... several times.

    Spock: You did that to me deliberately.

    Capt. Kirk: Believe me, Mr. Spock. It was painful. In more ways than one.

    [Grabs his hurting arm]

    Spock: The spores. They're gone. I don't belong anymore.

    Capt. Kirk: You said they were benevolent and peaceful. Violent emotions overwhelm them, destroy them. I had to make you angry enough to shake off their influence. That's the answer, Mr. Spock.

    Spock: That may be correct, Captain, but trying to initiate a brawl with over 500 crewmen and colonists is hardly logical.

    Capt. Kirk: I had something else in mind. Can you put together a subsonic transmitter? Something we can hook into the communication station and broadcast over the communicators?

    Spock: It can be done.

    Capt. Kirk: Good. Let's get to work.

    Spock: Captain! Striking a fellow officer is a court-martial offense.

    Capt. Kirk: Well, if we're both in the brig, who's gonna build the subsonic transmitter?

    Spock: That is quite logical, Captain.

  3. excellent opener..

    .I predict... Bobby is Toast Tony Takes him out with the machine Gun that bobby gave him for his birthday after he rats him out to the RCMP for his laundry room hit...the kid that found the gun is toast...Janice is toast (carmella will whack her) Christopher will OD after his latest venture fails...Junior dies of natural causes (big mob funeral) Tony will Whack Phil..The FBI will loose the predicate act when the kid who found the gun drowns in a pool during a party. Tony and AJ will become best friends and partners..Tony will finally "do" Dr. Melfi. After Carmella commits suicide rather than face trial for killing Janice..Tony will marry Dr. Melfi..fade to black :confused::confused:

  4. "in-depth spiritual perception and awareness"

    I'll have to tell my wife that what that is, George...."She who must be obeyed" has a barnyard name for it :rolleyes:

    Ill put something together after Easter Dinner...

    ( I just love saying Easter)

  5. All right already

    Get together

    the Youngbloods

    Unfortunately I wasn't all that young...

    Here see if you remember this.... I saw it live at MSG in '74

    Chev brakes are snarling as you stumble across the road

    But day breaks instead so you hurry home

    Don't let the sun blast your shadow

    Don't let the milk floats ride your mind

    So natural-religiously unkind

    Oh, no, love! you're not alone

    You're watching yourself but you're too unfair

    You got your head all tangled up, but if I could only make you

    care

    Oh, no, love! you're not alone

  6. here is another verse

    Dancing in the streets of Hyannis

    We were getting pretty good at the game

    People stood in line and didn't seem to mind

    You know, everybody knew our name

    Living on rock 'n' roll music

    Never worried 'bout the things we were missing

    When we got up on stage and got ready to play

    Everybody'd listen

  7. I really think you knew it Tom, So here is one that should go quickly

    Playin' for a week in Rhode Island

    A man came to the stage one night

    He smoked a big cigar

    Drove a Cadillac car

    And said, "Boys, I think this bands outta-sight

    Sign a record company contract

    You know I've got great expectations

    When I hear you all in Carnegie Hall

    You're goin' to be a sensation!"

  8. The good Dr. was still an intern when this one hit the airwaves, though that is really just trivia. I'm sure you know this one so it's your turn if you want it.( Don't let that go right to your head, though.) :wink2:

    I gotta line on a family that plays together in the spirit :evildenk::offtopic:

    Go for it TS

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