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  1. Here's More:

    Y - They are vertically intergrated, they're...

    X - You mean they walk around with constant erections?

    Y - No, they farm, process, produce, export...

    X - I know what it means.

    X - Where do you like to go?

    Y - What do you like to drink?

    X - I'm a fiend for mojitos.

    Y - I know a place.

    X - I'll take you to the best place for mojitos.

    Y - Where is that?

    X - Bodeguita del Medio.

    Y - In the Keys?

    X - Havana.

    Y - Havana? Cubans don't like my business... and they don't like my passport.

    X - It's ok, the harbor maitre is my cousin.

  2. Twinky:

    Here's a wave and some well wishes for you. :wave:

    Running up to 3 hours, I can't even imagine - my knees, my hips, my aching back - so good on you for even attempting a Half Marathon, much less actually finishing one.

    You Go, Girl.

    Please come back and let us know how it went.

    And, come on people, show Twinky some love! :love3:

  3. New Flick:

    X - Shoot me, she dies. Shoot me, go ahead. F#ck it, we can all go. That's cool.

    Y- That's not what happens. What will happen is... what will happen is I will put a round at twenty-seven hundred feet per second into the medulla at the base of your brain. And you will be dead from the neck down before your body knows it. Your finger won't even twitch. Only you get dead. So tell me, sport, do you believe that?

    X - Hey, fu... (he dies)

    Let's take it to the limit one more time.

    Luck ran out. This was too good to last.

    Hola, chica

    Hola, chico

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