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Human without the bean

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  1. Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater and buy a beer. And, I don't mean just like a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And, in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

    They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

    No, man, they got the metric system, they don't know what the fu** a Quarter Pounder is.

    What do they call it?

    They call it a Royal with Cheese.

    Royal with Cheese.

    That's right.

    What do they call a Big Mac?

    Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

    Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?

    I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King.

  2. Looks like me and Vincent caught you at breakfast,

    sorry 'bout that. What'cha eatin'?

    Hamburgers.

    Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

    What kinda hamburgers?

    Cheeseburgers.[/b

    No, I mean where did you get'em? MacDonald's, Wendy's,Jack-in-the

    Box, where ?

    Big Kahuna Burger.

    Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I heard they

    got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they?

  3. Mr. Wolf, you gotta understand

    somethin' --

    -- Winston, Jimmie -- please,

    Winston.

    You gotta understand something,

    Winston. I want to help you guys

    out and all, but that's my best

    linen. It was a wedding present

    from my Uncle Conrad and Aunt

    Ginny, and they ain't with us

    anymore --

    -- let me ask you a question, if

    you don't mind?

    Sure.

    Were you Uncle Conrad and Aunt

    Ginny millionaires?

    No.

    Well, your Uncle Marsellus is. And

    I'm positive if Uncle Conrad and

    Aunt Ginny were millionaires, they

    would've furnished you with a whole

    bedroom set, which your Uncle

    Marsellus is more than happy to do.

    (takes out a roll of

    bills)

    I like oak myself, that's what's in

    my bedroom. How 'bout you Jimmie,

    you an oak man?

    Oak's nice.

  4. You gotta understand something,

    Winston. I want to help you guys

    out and all, but that's my best

    linen. It was a wedding present

    from my Uncle Conrad and Aunt

    Ginny, and they ain't with us

    anymore --

    -- let me ask you a question, if

    you don't mind?

    Sure.

    Were you Uncle Conrad and Aunt

    Ginny millionaires?

    No.

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