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Some artists of the '60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

5. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

6. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now

7. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

9. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

10. Pocol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair

11. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

12. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

13. Abba--- Denture Queen

14. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

15. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

16. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To

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late model? I'll never believe it...classic lines, zero to comical in 0.6 seconds, refined chassis, engine tuned to perfection....

you're timeless, of course, like a fine roadster...

Hey! I think I just made a pass at you, too. Bonus!

hehehe, kidding, of course, but your post did make me laugh.

QT

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