FEMALE HORMONES IN BEER

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Very interesting research.

Last month, National University of Lesotho

scientists released the results of a recent analysis

that revealed the presence of female hormones in

beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer

consumption. The theory is that beer contains female

hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by

drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer

each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed

that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary

[oilfieldmedic]

Ductape...You're gonna' get the Mommy Stare!

[Abe]

:( Aut O, were n trouble now. :B)

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2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

<_<

[Suda]

Except for the last one, sounds like beer must have male hormones to me. Just my experience and observation, though.

Suda

[dmiller]

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer

each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed

that 100% of the test subjects:

(Lessee -- a pint is 16 ounces, therefore it's equal to 1 1/4 *12 ouncers* found in cans.)

8 pints equal (the equivalant) of 10, 12 ounce beers.

Drinking 10 of them, is one (can of beer) every 6 minutes -- for an hour.

Now -- points one through eight ---

1) Argued over nothing.

am surpised they were even coherent.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

surprised they could even recognize an *arguement*.

3) Gained weight.

probably from the *water weight* of beer, and the peanuts from the bar.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

in vino, veritas

5) Became overly emotional.

depressed folks, drinking, and listening to country music will often *cry in their beer*.

6) Couldn't drive.

DUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

7) Failed to think rationally

hard to think *solid thoughts*, when yer brain is waterlogged.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

surprised they could still stand.

No further testing was considered necessary

that was a test??? sounds like a college fraternity party!!

after drinking all that beer -- (and if there were women present),

I bet they tried to be members of *I Phelta Thigh*