Computers with disabilities

[templelady]

For the umpteenth time I was paused in my perusal of my naval by the jangling of my phone.

Upon answering I heard the following message

"please do not hang up this is an important business call. Please call our toll free number at 1 800 555-9999 our office hours are........"

ATTENTION

if you can't spend the time to make your own phone calls

If you can't spend the time to identify your business and the nature thereof in person

Do not dial my number

because My navel perusal ranks far above you in importance since I can see it

also

those of you who have your computers call me with the following

"please hold.. While We connect...."

Again My time is too valuable to spend waiting on someone who wants my money but is, in their own eyes , too superior to make their own calls

[lindyhopper]

Mo, if you would like my response to your post please PM me.

or go to my website.

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Edited December 29, 2006 by lindyhopper

[excathedra]

good one lindy !!!

[ChasUFarley]

:unsure:

Is anyone else wonding.... :unsure: ... why you are persuing your navel and what might be next on your agenda?

[templelady]

Cause perusing my naval counts as doing something

If I am doing something

I can't be doing something else

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