Sudo Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. " Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?" God replied, "Hey Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you." sudo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterbuffalo Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thanks for the laugh. I needed that!!!
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