Dr. Seuss on Aging

[oenophile]

Dr. Seuss on Aging

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I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh, My God, what can I do.

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad--can you tell.

My body's drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years are here at last

The Golden Years can kiss my a$$!!

Edited August 5, 2008 by oenophile

[coolchef]

aint't it true!!!

[Linda Z]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Love it.

Reminds me of something our friend from the Blue Grass country said once (paraphrased on accounta I can't remember it exactly:

When you get older, there are three things to remember:

1. Never pass a bathroom.

2. Never assume it's "only a fart."

3. (This one's for the guys only) Never waste an erection.

:D

[dmiller]

Pick quick. Life's short! ;)

[Sudo]

Linda,

I know you MEAN well. .. but I don't know *how* to waste this here erection with just sheep around. Think maybe you could help me out here in some way??

sudo

[Linda Z]

Linda,

I know you MEAN well. .. but I don't know *how* to waste this here erection with just sheep around. Think maybe you could help me out here in some way??

sudo

Sure. *ring ring* Hello. Purple/Suda? I think your hubby's callin' you over here. :)

[batcave]

The harder you laughed, the truer it is.

[coolchef]

linda,i know my wife never wastes one of my rare ones! smart girl!