Heh - any of you left-coasters remember the Carl's Jr ads that got pulled from radio but left on TV by the FCC?
eg. Woman sitting on curb, wearing smart white business suit - mid calf length skirt, blouse, white jacket, nothing low cut or such, but...she's sitting on the curb sorta like a guy would - knees apart - again you can't see anything evil because of the skirt length - She takes a bug bite of the burger - ketchup etc drips onto her suit - she glances down - then at the burger and takes another huge bite - meanwhile....
The monologue goes something like...When she gets her mouth on your meat if the juice isn't running down her face then you have the wrong meat for her...etc etc for about a minute.
eg. Two guys sit down at a CJ's table after placing order at counter. One guy starts telling the other - Oh man yeah when she came over to my table she had the two biggest, firmest, juicey breasts I'd ever seen - I mean they were sooo big man and soooo juicey - then she laid them on the table for me etc etc...and then the waitress comes over and sets down two chicken breast sandwiches at the table and walks away
Heh - any of you left-coasters remember the Carl's Jr ads that got pulled from radio but left on TV by the FCC?
eg. Woman sitting on curb, wearing smart white business suit - mid calf length skirt, blouse, white jacket, nothing low cut or such, but...she's sitting on the curb sorta like a guy would - knees apart - again you can't see anything evil because of the skirt length - She takes a bug bite of the burger - ketchup etc drips onto her suit - she glances down - then at the burger and takes another huge bite - meanwhile....
The monologue goes something like...When she gets her mouth on your meat if the juice isn't running down her face then you have the wrong meat for her...etc etc for about a minute.
eg. Two guys sit down at a CJ's table after placing order at counter. One guy starts telling the other - Oh man yeah when she came over to my table she had the two biggest, firmest, juicey breasts I'd ever seen - I mean they were sooo big man and soooo juicey - then she laid them on the table for me etc etc...and then the waitress comes over and sets down two chicken breast sandwiches at the table and walks away
I remember the Lady one... and I think the chicken one but I don't think The chicken one ran very long... I am still surprised they continue to run those really creepy Burger king Commercials.
There is a new teenager burgercommercial... one that hits a ton of topics. all in one... girl, teenager obviously very thin going on about not eating to keep her figure but oh oh h wouldn't give up her burger for anything..
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GarthP2000
I'm not even gonna touch _that_ one with a 'seven incher'.
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T-Bone
"Geez, will you get it right! I ordered the Lorena Bobbitt Special...which is half that...to go!"
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Heh - any of you left-coasters remember the Carl's Jr ads that got pulled from radio but left on TV by the FCC?
eg. Woman sitting on curb, wearing smart white business suit - mid calf length skirt, blouse, white jacket, nothing low cut or such, but...she's sitting on the curb sorta like a guy would - knees apart - again you can't see anything evil because of the skirt length - She takes a bug bite of the burger - ketchup etc drips onto her suit - she glances down - then at the burger and takes another huge bite - meanwhile....
The monologue goes something like...When she gets her mouth on your meat if the juice isn't running down her face then you have the wrong meat for her...etc etc for about a minute.
eg. Two guys sit down at a CJ's table after placing order at counter. One guy starts telling the other - Oh man yeah when she came over to my table she had the two biggest, firmest, juicey breasts I'd ever seen - I mean they were sooo big man and soooo juicey - then she laid them on the table for me etc etc...and then the waitress comes over and sets down two chicken breast sandwiches at the table and walks away
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brideofjc
Must be an R-Kansas BK thingamajigger. Not Here...at least not yet!
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I remember the Lady one... and I think the chicken one but I don't think The chicken one ran very long... I am still surprised they continue to run those really creepy Burger king Commercials.
There is a new teenager burgercommercial... one that hits a ton of topics. all in one... girl, teenager obviously very thin going on about not eating to keep her figure but oh oh h wouldn't give up her burger for anything..
Soft porn sells
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