It's like death - only better

[T-Bone]

Subject: toxic sales

What if harmful and controlling organizations had an open-cult concept – giving followers more space and being less confining. How would they sell that idea to the public? So what if a cult is destructive to one’s authentic self. Near death experiences often cause people to reflect on the meaning of life and what’s important.

I could picture the ad. A couple witnessing a mushroom cloud from afar. The voice over says Our Cult - devastating like death – only better...it conveys the subtle thought that one might survive a nuclear holocaust.

 

Our cult - devastating like death – only better

Because you can leave when you’re done or when we’re done with you - whichever comes first

Our Cult - the new and improved way to die – figuratively speaking of course

Just don’t literally die while you’re in our cult…then that would really suck…that’s no better than dying in a real prison.

Edited February 17, 2023 by T-Bone
whichever whatever

[T-Bone]

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