Cindy! Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 These are kinda lame...but fairly amusing...anybody got anymore??? It's like before my wife and I moved. .. Our house was full of boxes and there was a moving truck in our driveway. My neighbour comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign." A couple of months ago I went fishing with a mate of mine, we pulled his boat into the ramp, I lifted up this big fish and this idiot on the ramp goes, "Hey, you catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign." I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it". Last time I had a flat tyre I pulled my car into a service station. The attendant walks out, looks at my car, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tyre go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled up on me. Here's your sign." I learned to drive an 18 wheeler years ago... Wouldn't you know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I sure needed a sign for this cock up. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning. OK no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering' a bridge... here's your sign." I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. "Here's your sign." Took my dog for a walk today, was heading down the drive with Ted E Dog on the lead when my neighbour comes up to the fence. "Taking ya dog for a walk I see?" says my neighbour. "No I thought I would put him in a wheelbarrow and go surfing down the street ... now heres your sign." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudo Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Hey Chinny! Check these out and let me know which you prefer! Click HERE! and HERE! sudo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cindy! Posted August 17, 2002 Author Share Posted August 17, 2002 awwww Sudo...do I hafta chose???? I like both of em....and that is zactly where I heard it from.... (but not where i copy and pasted it from.....muhahaha) aren't there BETTER ones, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hey Chinny!
Check these out and let me know which you prefer! Click HERE! and HERE!
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awwww Sudo...do I hafta chose????
I like both of em....and that is zactly where I heard it from.... (but not where i copy and pasted it from.....muhahaha)
aren't there BETTER ones, though?
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