Jade Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Larry is recovering in room 232 at Johns Hopkins Hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SafariVista Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Mr Larry, that tatoo musta HURT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Larry, that tatoo musta HURT!
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